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#2092523 - 08/10/16 04:54 PM A Trump KFC Analysis
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Sure the subject is a presidential candidate, but read the article and you will see that it is a harmless, but meticulous review of how Trump plans to devour this Yuge! bucket of chicken.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-...mentrandom_1_na

I thought it was a funny article. Don't take it off-road.
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#2092664 - 08/11/16 02:37 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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Ha! That's funny, no matter what side you're on. I think we can all appreciate it because of our detail tendencies. smile
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#2092688 - 08/11/16 03:14 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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That's the second time I've seen Trump criticized for having a salt shaker there, alleging that it's wrong to salt fried chicken. I'm with the Donald on this one. I always salt chicken except when I'm putting hot sauce on it.

Politicians are always under the microscope when they eat. Who was it that was skewered by Jon Stewart for eating NY pizza with a knife and fork? And John Kerry still gets heat for asking for Swiss on his Philly cheesesteak. How are you expected to know how to consume the favorite food of all 50 states?
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#2092690 - 08/11/16 03:16 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis MyBrainHurts
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Originally Posted By MyBrainHurts
That's the second time I've seen Trump criticized for having a salt shaker there, alleging that it's wrong to salt fried chicken. I'm with the Donald on this one. I always salt chicken except when I'm putting hot sauce on it.

Politicians are always under the microscope when they eat. Who was it that was skewered by Jon Stewart for eating NY pizza with a knife and fork? And John Kerry still gets heat for asking for Swiss on his Philly cheesesteak. How are you expected to know how to consume the favorite food of all 50 states?
Or in 57 states as one President noted?
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#2092694 - 08/11/16 03:24 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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I have no problem with any politician eating fried chicken with a knife and fork. It means that they're not some hippie vegan! laugh
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#2092699 - 08/11/16 03:39 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis MyBrainHurts
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Originally Posted By MyBrainHurts


Politicians are always under the microscope when they eat. Who was it that was skewered by Jon Stewart for eating NY pizza with a knife and fork?


That was Kasich. And the analysis was hilariously accurate. He looked like he was going to murder the pizza.

https://www.google.com/search?q=kasich+pizza&biw=1600&bih=844&tbm=isch&imgil=fNvwiKhJlRewDM%253A%253BUP__XZaQrmOWUM%253Bhttps%25253A%25252F%25252Fwww.youtube.com%25252Fwatch%25253Fv%2525253DbfV7MZWIhNM&source=iu&pf=m&fir=fNvwiKhJlRewDM%253A%252CUP__XZaQrmOWUM%252C_&usg=__K_yLpu1FWK0Ujmp2CzYtCLl11is%3D&ved=0ahUKEwjIwJOB2rnOAhUI4mMKHTSuBSQQyjcIJw&ei=GZ2sV4jQGIjEjwO03JagAg#imgrc=Oz8sc-IjPKzIwM%3A
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#2092707 - 08/11/16 04:06 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
if the pizza is hot, I always use a knife/fork on the first slice, otherwise the roof of my mouth gets burned...pieces 2-however many I eat I don't use them.

I have used a fork on really hot fried chicken so not to burn my fingers, and have salted as well. of course, he could have had the salt and pepper for the mashed potatoes.

I'm surprised PETA hasn't weighed in on this...
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#2092715 - 08/11/16 04:16 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis HappyGilmore
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Originally Posted By HappyGilmore
if the pizza is hot, I always use a knife/fork on the first slice, otherwise the roof of my mouth gets burned...pieces 2-however many I eat I don't use them.

I have used a fork on really hot fried chicken so not to burn my fingers...


Then just leave the restaurant sir. Man up and burn yourself like the rest of us or take your ascot tie and leave.
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#2092716 - 08/11/16 04:20 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis MyBrainHurts
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Originally Posted By MyBrainHurts
That's the second time I've seen Trump criticized for having a salt shaker there, alleging that it's wrong to salt fried chicken. I'm with the Donald on this one. I always salt chicken except when I'm putting hot sauce on it.

Politicians are always under the microscope when they eat. Who was it that was skewered by Jon Stewart for eating NY pizza with a knife and fork? And John Kerry still gets heat for asking for Swiss on his Philly cheesesteak. How are you expected to know how to consume the favorite food of all 50 states?


If they can not figure out how to eat in 50 (or 57) states, how are they going to eat in over 200 countries?

Ps Hot chicken can be eaten with a fork and knife pizza NO.
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#2092721 - 08/11/16 04:34 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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It was Bill De Blasio I was thinking of. He's a New Yorker and he can't eat pizza properly.
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#2092730 - 08/11/16 04:45 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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If you can figure out how a Red sox fan becomes the Mayor of NYC perhaps that can explain the lack of pizza etiquette.
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#2092731 - 08/11/16 04:45 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis MyBrainHurts
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After reading the article yesterday I was driving home in the evening and saw the $20 fill up bucket special at a KFC. I almost stopped.....
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#2092786 - 08/11/16 07:02 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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Burnt my mouth with pizza at lunch today. I wear the scar with pride.
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#2092817 - 08/11/16 08:01 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
I can't do that, because I wear a retainer at night (yeah, I'm like 11, okay) and can't wear it if mouth is burned...plus, I'm smart enough to know what usually causes pain and simply take steps to avoid it...

think i'll be having pizza for dinner tonight
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#2092823 - 08/11/16 08:09 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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I hope Jeeves has finished polishing the flatware.
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#2092844 - 08/11/16 08:30 PM Re: A Trump KFC Analysis Norman Paperman
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
well, the really good pizza joint is 10 minutes from home, so by the time I get it back home it has sufficiently cooled to eat sans flatware...although Jeeves will be bringing me a couple of Abita Seersucker Pilsners to wash it down with...
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