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#210657 - 07/14/04 04:12 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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This one is in honor of my wonderfully redneck husband...

If your underwear doubles as your swimming trunks, you might be a redneck!

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#210658 - 07/14/04 04:47 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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Got a few nasty pop ups on that link.





Sorry about that. I don't get any pop-ups when I use the link. (Addendum) I just figured out that maybe I don't get pop-ups because I have pop-up blocker. Maybe I'm a redneck.
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#210659 - 07/14/04 04:52 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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You might be a redneck if the Jack-O-Lantern on your front porch has more teeth than you.

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#210660 - 07/14/04 05:05 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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if you drop out of high school because Larry's got an opening at the lube rack...

if you send your kids a Birthday card signed "Love Uncle Daddy"...
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#210661 - 07/14/04 05:10 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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You have to move your gun-rack so you can get more decals on your pick up truck.....
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#210662 - 07/14/04 05:36 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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Sure hope the internet police don't look at my history today. I too got those nasty pop-ups!
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#210663 - 07/14/04 05:37 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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if you have to go to the front porch of your trailor to wash your clothes and cook your dinner....
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#210664 - 07/14/04 05:58 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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If one of your friends buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it...

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#210665 - 07/14/04 06:11 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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If you can't get to work by 8:00am but you can get to the woods during hunting season by 4:00am - another tribute to my husband!

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#210666 - 07/14/04 07:50 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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If the EPA declares your yard a hazardous waste sight.
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If you think that "Smokey and the Bandit" should have one an Oscar, you might be a Redneck.
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#210667 - 01/26/06 04:57 AM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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I found a lot of redneck swimming pool pics on a funny ass redneck website.

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#210668 - 01/26/06 03:57 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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If you've got a complete set of salad bowls, and all of them say "Cool Whip" on the side...

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a police officer brings you home every night...

If your working television sits on top of your non working television....

If you think a quarter horse is that ride that sits outside K Mart...

If you've ever asked the preacher "How's it Hanging?"...

If you think fast food is hitting a deer at 65mph...

If you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said "concentrate"...

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#210669 - 01/26/06 05:30 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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You may be a Redneck if you cut your grass and you find your car.




this really happened to my best friend, she lived in a small town in texas called Anna and they mowed her front lawn and found a really old rusty car
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#210670 - 01/26/06 05:31 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver. (I'm not sure why that's the only one that I can ever remember)
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#210671 - 01/26/06 06:49 PM Re: Hump Day Fun -You might be a Redneck if
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If you've ever had your nipple bitten off by a beaver. (I'm not sure why that's the only one that I can ever remember)




Ouch! No thanks... I knew there was a reason I'm not a redneck... LOL...
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