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#2155130 - 11/28/17 07:34 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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All I know is that's what hogs do. smirk
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#2155288 - 11/29/17 04:49 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Way, way south.
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#2155392 - 11/29/17 09:31 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Truly an expression of the holiday spirit:

https://nypost.com/2017/11/29/host-killed-thanksgiving-guest-for-bogarting-crack-pipe-cops/

And, when did "bogarting" become an accepted term in journalism?
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#2155452 - 11/30/17 01:29 AM Re: Random Thoughts MB Guy
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"...Somewhere in Middle Americ...
I'm really missing that thing we do every Christmas where one of us, intentionally or accidentally, sets off the quoting of Christmas Vacation by nearly quoting the line or the setup to a quote .... and then it just spirals out of control for a bit.

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#2155464 - 11/30/17 01:14 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Can I refill your eggnog?
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#2155488 - 11/30/17 03:21 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Actually truly sorry for his actions, or sorry for getting caught? Years and years of inappropriate (some of it criminal possibly) behavior says the latter, not the former:

http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/201...llegations.html
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#2155489 - 11/30/17 03:29 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Okay, I'm sorry, but that article was sadly hilarious, MB. The 'bogarting the crack pipe' one. Only me thinks it wasn't crack in that pipe. eek

But seriously, she armed herself with a TV antennae? laugh!
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#2155499 - 11/30/17 03:58 PM Re: Random Thoughts Purple Pride
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Originally Posted By Purple Pride
Can I refill your eggnog?
Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?

Hey Griswold. Where do you think you're gonna put a tree that big?
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#2155504 - 11/30/17 04:11 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Why is the carpet wet, Margot? I don't know, Todd!
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#2155511 - 11/30/17 04:28 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#2155527 - 11/30/17 05:02 PM Re: Random Thoughts Norman Paperman
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Thanks, friends. BOL is the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.

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#2155561 - 11/30/17 06:38 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#2155575 - 11/30/17 07:06 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Aunt Bethany: What's that sound? You hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound.
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#2155676 - 12/01/17 02:27 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Hey Griswold, where are you going to put a tree that big?

Bend over and I'll show you

You've got a lot of nerve talking to me like that

I wasn't talking to you
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#2155714 - 12/01/17 04:35 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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You might want to take a rain check Art. He's got a lip fungus they ain't identified yet.
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#2155720 - 12/01/17 04:46 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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out of the frying pan...
"I don't know what to say, except it's Christmas and we're all in misery."

I just added that ^^ one to my HMDA training material for next week.
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#2155732 - 12/01/17 05:20 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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he's got a bit of Mississippi leg hound in him, if the mood catches him right he'll grab ahold of you and go to town

word of advice, if he does lay into you, it's best to just let him finish
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#2155769 - 12/01/17 07:39 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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From the ABA newsletter:

“CONSUMER ALERT: If you receive an unfamiliar phone call from area code 865, do NOT answer! It could be the University of Tennessee trying to trick you into accepting a job as head football coach."
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#2155772 - 12/01/17 07:45 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Now THAT's funny!!
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#2155778 - 12/01/17 08:02 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#2155803 - 12/01/17 09:39 PM Re: Random Thoughts edAudit
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You have to wear orange as part of your job at UT.

Although, come to think of it, a lot of powerful men will probably be sporting that color in the coming months. crazy
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#2155852 - 12/04/17 02:01 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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^^^ hilarious... although I didn't get it until I read it a second time
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#2155932 - 12/04/17 07:30 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Why can't I view profiles? Was it the Matt Lauer joke?
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#2155935 - 12/04/17 07:38 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#2155953 - 12/04/17 08:31 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Por que? It was the Lauer joke wasn't it?
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