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#215611 - 07/26/04 06:10 PM yo momma
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yo momma so big it'd take to trains and a bus just to get on her good side.

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#215612 - 07/26/04 06:20 PM Re: yo momma
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Hmmmm, where did I see this heckling before? Oh yes, the locker room scene in "Remember the Titans". BTW, a great movie I thought.
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#215613 - 07/26/04 06:22 PM Re: yo momma
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Yo momma has more chins than a Chinese phonebook...
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#215614 - 07/26/04 06:25 PM Re: yo momma
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yo momma so big it'd take to trains and a bus just to get on her good side.




Yo momma could have worked harder in promoting grammar. It is two trains.

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#215615 - 07/26/04 06:27 PM Re: yo momma
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yo momma so poor homeless people give her money

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#215616 - 07/26/04 06:29 PM Re: yo momma
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Yo momma could have worked harder in promoting grammar. It is two trains.




Here we go again... grammar police...

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#215617 - 07/26/04 06:39 PM Re: yo momma
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yo momma so big it'd take to trains and a bus just to get on her good side.




Yo momma could have worked harder in promoting grammar. It is two trains.



(as if the Yo part hadn't gotten to them) Yo and yo momma's butt's so tight if you stuffed a lump of coal up there in a week you'd have a diamond (Thank you Ferris Bueler)

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#215618 - 07/26/04 06:42 PM Re: yo momma
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Quote:

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yo momma so big it'd take to trains and a bus just to get on her good side.




Yo momma could have worked harder in promoting grammar. It is two trains.



(as if the Yo part hadn't gotten to them) Yo and yo momma's butt's so tight if you stuffed a lump of coal up there in a week you'd have a diamond (Thank you Ferris Bueler)




ROFLMAO!!!!!! That one brought tears to my eyes!!!
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#215619 - 07/26/04 06:46 PM Re: yo momma
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Thank you Little Devil (same anon who had to save your post on politics...)

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#215620 - 07/26/04 06:47 PM Re: yo momma
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ROFLMAO!!!!!! That one brought tears to my eyes!!!




It should have brought tears to your eyes, because you're the anon who posted them.

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#215621 - 07/26/04 06:48 PM Re: yo momma
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ROFLMAO!!!!!! That one brought tears to my eyes!!!




It should have brought tears to your eyes, because you're the anon who posted them.




No Bozo, I normally take credit when I write something amusing.
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#215622 - 07/26/04 06:49 PM Re: yo momma
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Actually I did!

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#215623 - 07/26/04 06:50 PM Re: yo momma
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BS! I DID

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#215624 - 07/26/04 06:51 PM Re: yo momma
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Yo momma's so stupid, she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo momma's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to makeup her mind.

Yo momma's so stupid, she asked me what yield meant. I said "Slow down" and she said "What... does.... yield... mean?"
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#215625 - 07/26/04 06:52 PM Re: yo momma
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The Anonymouses are fighting again!!!!!

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#215626 - 07/26/04 06:59 PM Re: yo momma
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... and slowly but surely the Anon's kill themselves off... I was the one posting Little Devil and whomever else is concerned. Honestly, the 'w' key is broken on my keyboard so there was no way I could write the letter w when talking before... oh wait... I mean ah man, ok I just screwed up, that's why I work for a bank. . Hee hee, besdies, it's fun to be Anon sometimes. I DO apologize if I offended anyone with the coal in the butt joke, but come on! RELAX!

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#215627 - 07/26/04 07:03 PM Re: yo momma
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Yo Momma's glasses are so thick she can see the future.

Yo Momma so stupid.....she asked me what kind of jeans I was wearing. I said Guess. She said Levis.

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#215628 - 07/26/04 07:07 PM Re: yo momma
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Well, big P, it did bring tears to my eyes... And it just did it again when I read through the thread...
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#215629 - 07/26/04 07:07 PM Re: yo momma
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I was the one posting Little Devil





So Poopzilla and Little Devil are the same posters talking to each other?

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#215630 - 07/26/04 07:09 PM Re: yo momma
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Hmmm, fascinating question... I could be you too though... I often have arguments with myself.

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#215631 - 07/26/04 07:09 PM Re: yo momma
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Yeah, I have a split personality, like a few others around here.

No, I think the big P meant "posting to the Little Devil", in other words, "responding", does that clear it up for you?
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#215632 - 07/26/04 07:11 PM Re: yo momma
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Yeah, what SHE said! Or did I???? Oooooh.... CREEPY

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#215633 - 07/26/04 07:14 PM Re: yo momma
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... the big P ... the Little Devil





I think we get it. Four thousand forty one wasteful posts topped off by 32 completely wasteful posts.

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#215634 - 07/26/04 07:14 PM Re: yo momma
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yo momma's so fat that when she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken and they ask which size bucket, she replies "the one on the roof"!!!

yo momma's so hairy that bigfoot keeps her picture next to his bed!!!

yo momma's so ugly they had to tie a pork chop around her neck as a kid just so the dog would play with her!!!

yo momma's lips are so big that she uses a paint roller to put her lipstick on!!!

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#215635 - 07/26/04 07:17 PM Re: yo momma
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Anon's momma is so ugly she presses her face into dough to make monster cookies.

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