Nope, just my

"My HMDA-LAR is bigger than yours t-shirt".

I'm sorry ma'am, so you're saying you not only added a couple of extra zeros on the end of your ATM check deposit amount by mistake, but also accidentally managed to put a deposit ticket in, instead of a check? Or are you suggesting your deposit ticket actually is worth $235,000? Maybe you shouldn't have a debit card anymore, it might be too much responsibility for you.

Sometimes I question how stupid people actually can be.

You should clean your earbuds at least once a week. First and foremost: Don’t share them! It’s a surefire way to introduce earwax that isn’t yours. If you must share, disinfect them with a cotton ball dampened with disinfecting spray or rubbing alcohol before you use them again.

I sure hope that's not a lesson learned the hard way.

So...let's say one does introduce foreign cerumen into one's ear canals. Then what???

ear infection followed by brain infection then death

so that's how one becomes a zombie!!!!

Freak, I have power washer you could borrow.


My wife thought I was nuts when I said I wanted a power washer for Christmas. This weekend, we took in our back and started washing the vinyl siding. My wife asked if she could try it. I now have a powerwashing addict. She powerwashed the back and one side of the house, and then did the deck. I'm sure she be out to finish the last side with siding as soon as we have a weekend at home again.

I feel like Tom Sawyer getting his friends to whitewash the fence.

My wife asked if she could try it. I now have a powerwashing addict

I see the evil plan worked. Next is to ask for baking equipment so she can bake pies.

Random thoughts;

Did you hear in CA a truck hauling salsa overturned on the freeway? Luckily CHiPs were on the scene immediately.......

I wonder what they call fine china in China........

There was this fish one time that missed a call because he was on another line.......

Two Eskimos were in a kayak ...they got cold so the built a fire in the bottom of the kayak....it sank.....just shows that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.......

If the police arrest a mime do you think they still tell him he as the right to remain silent.....

If you visited a Coca Cola factory do you think they would give you a pop quiz.......

I wonder - if a parsley farmer got sued...can they garnish his wages......

Oh Dan. Glad you popped into the Chat thread.

And true to form, it was quite efficient.

Anyone hear about the thief who ate the evidence?

I think it was 19 boxes of Advantix flea medicine and some pill he had in his pocket.

He's still in the hospital. If he lives, he'll still be charged...WHAT was he THINKING? Flea and tick medicine? !!!!!

http://www.foxnews.com/leisure/2016/04/1...ar/?intcmp=hpff


Unreal you need to watch the in car version

That was awesome!

Random Thought:

Do you ever wonder what people do for work? What is a Water Shed Specialist anyways?

Probably someone who is an environmental specialist...quality control of the water shed to make certain pollutants, etc., are not entering the system. If I had to guess. I'd rather be doing that.

Pretty sure it involves a pressure washer and using it to perform weight reduction surgery.

Not sure you've ever seen what a pressure washer does to human skin...but it's not pretty.

Watershed is a fancy name for a hill.

By the way, the pressure washer addict took a vacation day this week to stain the deck she powerwashed over the weekend. She also repainted the frames of the lawn furniture.

I haven't seen what the powerwasher does to skin, but I did see what it can do to wood when you use the wrong sprayer attachment. I imagine it could remove a finger pretty easily.

D A M N!

Our house isn't even constructed yet and I'm considering buying a pressure washer NOW after reading this story.

You think it could induce laundry and general house cleaning tendencies?

If we are outside and my wife says the word wash, I immediately get out my power washer!

I think I will go home and use it tonight. Not sure what needs to be cleaned but I will find something!

Is it like a bidet?

I brushed the pressure washer wand past my leg in a moment of carelessness and the scar is permanent. And that was at about 1500 psi, not the full-force 2800 psi of my pressure washer.

We had a guy here that went over the back of his hand. What possessed him to think it was a good idea to hold up something he was trying to wash, I don't know, but he paid for it.