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#217141 - 07/29/04 07:44 PM
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the door to the basement slammed shut behind me. I decided there was no other way to go but down. I looked desperately for a light, a match, a glow stick, but couldn't find one. With each step I took, the wooden staircase squeaked. SQEEEEEEAAKE!!!!!!!! When I finally reach the basement floor I realized I was standing on top of a ........
Gaint pile of poo-poo! It seems that the Chrome Knome had suddenly come to life and had caught my stomach bug. As we all know that Chrome Knome poo-poo is the worst oof worst...we alll passed out immediately. Once we awoke we realized that...
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#217142 - 07/29/04 07:48 PM
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We were all under the spell of the Chrome Knome. All the neighborhood missing children were spellbound also. Our only hope was to...
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#217143 - 07/29/04 07:50 PM
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somehow try to repair the deplorable and doomed, ill-fated and shattered existence that we had.....
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#217144 - 07/29/04 07:52 PM
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....
that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....
how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......
Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....
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#217145 - 07/29/04 07:54 PM
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poo in unisome to overcome the gnome's poo!!!
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#217147 - 07/29/04 07:57 PM
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....
that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....
how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......
Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....
His pet chimpanzee Bubbles grab me around the neck. Knowing that monkeys like to fling poo, I.....
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#217150 - 07/29/04 08:03 PM
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Come on - I found a kerchief, a slinky, a candle, and a OUIJA board! Let's .....
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#217151 - 07/29/04 08:04 PM
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dreaming of a warm beach......
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....
that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....
how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......
Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....
the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....
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#217152 - 07/29/04 08:06 PM
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....
that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....
how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......
Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....
the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....
and thought, OH NO! It's not just Michael, the whole clan is here, Tito, Randy, Marlon, Latoya, this can't be happening. I'm in Jackson hell. I blinked, thinking it was a dream, blinked again, they were still there. I then....
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#217153 - 07/29/04 08:08 PM
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....
that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....
how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......
Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....
the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....
and thought, OH NO! It's not just Michael, the whole clan is here, Tito, Randy, Marlon, Latoya, this can't be happening. I'm in Jackson hell. I blinked, thinking it was a dream, blinked again, they were still there. I then....
asked, "Where's Janet?"
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#217154 - 07/29/04 08:09 PM
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dreaming of a warm beach......
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how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......
Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....
the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....
and thought, OH NO! It's not just Michael, the whole clan is here, Tito, Randy, Marlon, Latoya, this can't be happening. I'm in Jackson hell. I blinked, thinking it was a dream, blinked again, they were still there. I then....
started thinking about the skeleton in the basement. Did it belong to a member of the Jackson family that I wasn't aware of? Who could it be? I started to ......
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#217155 - 07/29/04 08:20 PM
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....
that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....
how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......
Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....
the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....
and thought, OH NO! It's not just Michael, the whole clan is here, Tito, Randy, Marlon, Latoya, this can't be happening. I'm in Jackson hell. I blinked, thinking it was a dream, blinked again, they were still there. I then....
asked, "Where's Janet?"
Then I remembered, she's probably with Timberlake, wearing hear "chrome stars" and taking it off for America. Then i thought, enough about the Jackson clan, I still need to figure out where that loud noise is coming from. I decided to check the backyard, taking my flashlight I headed towards the back door only to see....
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#217156 - 07/29/04 08:27 PM
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I must say that brought tears of laughter to my eyes. But, what's up with all of the "poop" references? Poopzilla, would you care to comment?
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#217157 - 07/29/04 08:42 PM
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Janet melting down the gaint Chrome Knome to make more Chrome stars for next year's Super Bowl game!
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#217158 - 07/29/04 08:46 PM
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Janet melting down the gaint Chrome Knome to make more Chrome stars for next year's Super Bowl game!
That was a good one, LMAO!!
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#217159 - 07/29/04 08:55 PM
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dreaming of a warm beach......
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Janet melting down the gaint Chrome Knome to make more Chrome stars for next year's Super Bowl game!
All of the sudden it started raining and thundering and lightening. Oh no, Janet is going to get electrocuted if I don't help. What should I do? Help her out or run the other way. Bolts of lightening were coming out of the sky all around me when all of the sudden....
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#217160 - 07/29/04 08:57 PM
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Janet melting down the gaint Chrome Knome to make more Chrome stars for next year's Super Bowl game!
All of the sudden it started raining and thundering and lightening. Oh no, Janet is going to get electrocuted if I don't help. What should I do? Help her out or run the other way. Bolts of lightening were coming out of the sky all around me when all of the sudden....
Denny Terrio, the host of Dance Fever came out of the sky and was looking for contestants for a revival of the show. I'll do it I said! He said great, I'll pair you up with....
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#217162 - 07/29/04 09:21 PM
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Said, "Hey, Joe! Where ya going with that gun in your hand."
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#217165 - 07/29/04 11:15 PM
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Homer and Marge....so
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