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#217191 - 07/30/04 06:53 PM Re: Make your own story!
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#217192 - 07/30/04 06:57 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Ok, this dude from Nantuckett he went out looking for...

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#217193 - 07/30/04 07:04 PM Re: Make your own story!
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beginning in life. He had drifted from town to town with no real purpose in his life. Maybe the next town will be better. A place to start over and forget his dreaded past. As he walked into the new town visions of Lisa flashed in his head. She was wearing...

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#217194 - 07/30/04 07:05 PM Re: Make your own story!
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beginning in life. He had drifted from town to town with no real purpose in his life. Maybe the next town will be better. A place to start over and forget his dreaded past. As he walked into the new town visions of Lisa flashed in his head. She was wearing...



bagels in her hair, trying to look like a certain BOLer getting ready for Halloween. This was a bit odd because...

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#217195 - 07/30/04 07:07 PM Re: Make your own story!
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She doesn't usually like bagels, she prefers croissants...and...
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#217196 - 07/30/04 07:09 PM Re: Make your own story!
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her name really wasn't Lisa anyways... people just always called her that. So anyways..

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#217197 - 07/30/04 07:10 PM Re: Make your own story!
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her name really wasn't Lisa anyways... people just always called her that. So anyways..




This was really strange because she'd been on the Atkins diet, and didn't want to be in the same county with bread of any kind.
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#217198 - 07/30/04 07:11 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Then man whilst thinking all of this wandered into a strange shop. He'd never seen anything like it before. It contained....

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#217199 - 07/30/04 07:12 PM Re: Make your own story!
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and hot melted butter. He remembers the nights of bagels and hot melted butter and all the slipping and sliding around on the waterbed. He longed for those days again. He knew it could never be since Lisa had been killed by...

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#217200 - 07/30/04 07:15 PM Re: Make your own story!
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and hot melted butter. He remembers the nights of bagels and hot melted butter and all the slipping and sliding around on the waterbed. He longed for those days again. He knew it could never be since Lisa had been killed by...



a runaway politician avoiding any and all issues in hopes of being elected to be the very first....

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#217201 - 07/30/04 07:28 PM Re: Make your own story!
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President of the Vadican. This would still only make him a figure head because...

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#217202 - 07/30/04 07:31 PM Re: Make your own story!
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President of the Vadican. This would still only make him a figure head because...



there is no Vadican, only a Vatican. But that's ok, because the Pope would still be considered infallible by those who believe in the whole Papal thing, and the President would only rule over the 3 people who aren't cardinals or employees of the Vatican who live there. The important thing is...

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#217203 - 07/30/04 07:34 PM Re: Make your own story!
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to not touch religion or politics in this thread, because there's a woman from NJ lurking about, and it drives her...
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#217204 - 07/30/04 07:36 PM Re: Make your own story!
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to not touch religion or politics in this thread, because there's a woman from NJ lurking about, and it drives her...



all the way to New York, where she can pretend to like the Jets, and...

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#217205 - 07/30/04 07:36 PM Re: Make your own story!
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(((oops, you are so right. I have no idea why I spelled it that way. ))

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#217206 - 07/30/04 07:39 PM Re: Make your own story!
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and betray her man, who is a die-hard Giants fan... and so
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#217207 - 07/30/04 07:40 PM Re: Make your own story!
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This Pats fan enters the picture, ready to kick everyone's butt who mentions politics or religion. She winds up, ready to kick and.....

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#217208 - 07/30/04 07:42 PM Re: Make your own story!
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suddenly we're back to just some guy thinking about his girl when...

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#217209 - 07/30/04 07:47 PM Re: Make your own story!
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suddenly we're back to just some guy thinking about his girl when...


a meteor falls from the sky striking...

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#217210 - 07/30/04 07:52 PM Re: Make your own story!
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miraculously enough, all of the world's politicians and religious zealots... and then...
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#217211 - 07/30/04 07:58 PM Re: Make your own story!
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the normal people took over and utopia ensued

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#217212 - 07/30/04 07:59 PM Re: Make your own story!
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the normal people took over and utopia ensued


for a short while, until there was only one gummy worm left in the world, and the secret formula to make this delectible treat was lost in the chaos that ensued. But fortunately,

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#217213 - 07/30/04 08:01 PM Re: Make your own story!
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mmm gummy worms...

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#217214 - 07/30/04 08:05 PM Re: Make your own story!
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they discovered that cats were made or the same stuff, so they took the cats and

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#217215 - 07/30/04 08:22 PM Re: Make your own story!
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they discovered that cats were made or the same stuff, so they took the cats and




created what is now called "Catty Worms". Yes, these worms are mainly female, vibrant multi colored and quite catty. The male species was not happy about this and soon they started ........

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