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#217091 - 07/29/04 02:15 PM Make your own story!
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I've done this in other forums before with hilarious results. What it is, is a continuing story made by the forum users. Each may contribute as much or as little as they like and take the story in any direction they choose. There are no limits to where the story can go or end up. It can be funny, scary, political, all of the above. I'll begin!

It was a dark and stormy night. It was my first night in the old house and I wasn't used to all the noises of the place yet. I picked it up for a steal because legend has it the place is haunted. I know there's no such thing as ghosts, but with all the rain and thunder tonight... I may change my mind.. I'd just locked the place up for the night and settled in front of the large Mahogany fireplace when SUDDENLY.....

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#217092 - 07/29/04 02:17 PM Re: Make your own story!
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I discovered that a poster named Poopzilla does not have much to do of real value, which means that all day is spent in the cooler.

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#217093 - 07/29/04 02:22 PM Re: Make your own story!
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You've pretty much hit the nail on the head with that one! I've finished up all my work and I'm waiting through the rest of this week until I get sent out on another trip.

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#217094 - 07/29/04 02:38 PM Re: Make your own story!
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I discovered that a poster named Poopzilla does not have much to do of real value, which means that all day is spent in the cooler.




Hey Anon, why don't you take your negativity here please And the good news is you can complain, be rude, negative and you can even remain anonymous. Isn't that great!! You are going to fit right in..

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#217095 - 07/29/04 02:56 PM Re: Make your own story!
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C'mon now - it probably took anon 3 times longer to type his/her post than it did for Poopzilla to type their story, so Mr. Kettle - the pot is calling you black!

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#217096 - 07/29/04 03:03 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Hee hee, I really appreciate the comment towards that anon, but I don't give them any thought. Until this forum does away with people being anonymous to flame others it's just a fact of life. Kinda like flys and other small pests, they're easy to ignore.

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#217097 - 07/29/04 03:09 PM Re: Make your own story!
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back to the story:

suddenly i heard a strange grumbling noise. i then realized the laxative i had taken earlier was about to take affect. (just when i got comfortable, figures) as i was running to the bathroom...

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#217098 - 07/29/04 03:11 PM Re: Make your own story!
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I slipped on the banana peel I had left on the floor that morning, passed out after hitting my head and when I woke up I discovered.......

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#217099 - 07/29/04 03:16 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Quote:

I slipped on the banana peel I had left on the floor that morning, passed out after hitting my head and when I woke up I discovered.......




I had only passed out for a few seconds, quickly found my footing, desperately threw the bathroom door open and found that there was a ghost sitting on the toilet and all I could say was..

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#217100 - 07/29/04 03:20 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Quote:

Quote:

I slipped on the banana peel I had left on the floor that morning, passed out after hitting my head and when I woke up I discovered.......




I had only passed out for a few seconds, quickly found my footing, desperately threw the bathroom door open and found that there was a ghost sitting on the toilet and all I could say was..




"Excuse me" Chills were running down my spine. Something else was running down my leg.

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#217101 - 07/29/04 03:25 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I slipped on the banana peel I had left on the floor that morning, passed out after hitting my head and when I woke up I discovered.......




I had only passed out for a few seconds, quickly found my footing, desperately threw the bathroom door open and found that there was a ghost sitting on the toilet and all I could say was..




"Excuse me" Chills were running down my spine. Something else was running down my leg.




As I turned around to head to the other bathroom...
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#217102 - 07/29/04 03:27 PM Re: Make your own story!
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The ghost vanished, laughing his head off and said "Looks like you need the toilet more than I do!" I cleaned myself up and went back out to the livingroom only to find...

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#217103 - 07/29/04 03:30 PM Re: Make your own story!
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snorkeling in warm, clear wate...
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I cleaned myself up and went back out to the livingroom only to find...



That a garden gnome was sitting in front of the mahogany fireplace playing mahjong online - with a strange wispy thing looking over his shoulder.

I....
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#217104 - 07/29/04 04:10 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Quote:

Quote:

I cleaned myself up and went back out to the livingroom only to find...



That a garden gnome was sitting in front of the mahogany fireplace playing mahjong online - with a strange wispy thing looking over his shoulder.

I....


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grabbed my can of chrome spray paint and quickly chromed the gnome and placed it on the mahogany fireplace. Later that night as I was entertaining a few guests the chrome gnome made for a perfect conversation piece until one of my guests was found stabbed to death in my wife's closet. I quickly called...

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#217105 - 07/29/04 04:17 PM Re: Make your own story!
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grabbed my can of chrome spray paint and quickly chromed the gnome and placed it on the mahogany fireplace. Later that night as I was entertaining a few guests the chrome gnome made for a perfect conversation piece until one of my guests was found stabbed to death in my wife's closet. I quickly called...





out to the ghost who was still laughing at me in the bathroom where I had left him earlier. I told him what had recently happened and asked it for advice. The ghost said that I should...

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#217106 - 07/29/04 04:32 PM Re: Make your own story!
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The ghost said I should summon the...

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#217107 - 07/29/04 04:32 PM Re: Make your own story!
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grabbed my can of chrome spray paint and quickly chromed the gnome and placed it on the mahogany fireplace. Later that night as I was entertaining a few guests the chrome gnome made for a perfect conversation piece until one of my guests was found stabbed to death in my wife's closet. I quickly called...





out to the ghost who was still laughing at me in the bathroom where I had left him earlier. I told him what had recently happened and asked it for advice. The ghost said that I should...




call Ray Lewis in Baltimore as quickly as possible and get him there to be a witness. After all, we all know he "didn't see nuttin", and that we can count on him again.

The important thing to remember in times of crisis like these is....
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#217108 - 07/29/04 04:55 PM Re: Make your own story!
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...the only thing we have to fear is, fear itself. With tat in mind I ran upsatairs only to find out...

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#217109 - 07/29/04 05:08 PM Re: Make your own story!
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that the ghost was actually my brother who died last year. He loved to quote dead presidents. I remember the other quote that he loved. It was...
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#217110 - 07/29/04 05:12 PM Re: Make your own story!
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"I am not a Crook"

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#217111 - 07/29/04 05:13 PM Re: Make your own story!
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He also liked to quote 'I did not have sexual relations with that girl'

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#217112 - 07/29/04 05:15 PM Re: Make your own story!
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But just like the people who said those quotes, he lied alot. As I approched him he looked at me and....

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#217113 - 07/29/04 05:19 PM Re: Make your own story!
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said that there is something he wished he would have told me when he was alive. It was...
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#217114 - 07/29/04 05:22 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Mama always liked me better! She gave me the key to her lock box filled with....

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#217115 - 07/29/04 05:23 PM Re: Make your own story!
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...Did I ever tell you you're my hearo? You're everything I wish I could be... I can fly higher than an eagle (really!) but....

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