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#217117 - 07/29/04 05:32 PM
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...Did I ever tell you you're my hearo? You're everything I wish I could be... I can fly higher than an eagle (really!) but....
only if the eagle is trapped in a cage at the zoo and I'm on an airplane. Speaking of airplanes...
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#217118 - 07/29/04 05:33 PM
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...Did I ever tell you you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be... I can fly higher than an eagle (really!) but....
I was lying...I'm not your brother! so I grabbed the can of spray paint and painted him! Now he couldn't scare me as much, but...
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#217119 - 07/29/04 05:43 PM
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lockbox filled with.....candy left over from last Halloween. Is I reached for one....
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#217120 - 07/29/04 05:53 PM
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but...upon hearing a noise behind me, I turned only to see my brother. No! It couldn't be! Twin ghosts! Confused and stunned, I ran down the hallway into my master suite and slammed the door. I heaved a sigh of relief. Then I turned and sitting on my bed was...
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#217121 - 07/29/04 05:56 PM
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but...upon hearing a noise behind me, I turned only to see my brother. No! It couldn't be! Twin ghosts! Confused and stunned, I ran down the hallway into my master suite and slammed the door. I heaved a sigh of relief. Then I turned and sitting on my bed was...
a beautiful woman clad only in a slinky teddy. I was so shocked I woke up, realized it was only a dream, and ...
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#217122 - 07/29/04 05:59 PM
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then I thought was it really a dream. If it was, then how come the bathroom wall is painted brown?
Last edited by Alien; 07/29/04 06:00 PM.
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#217123 - 07/29/04 06:02 PM
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then I thought was it really a dream. If it was, then how come the bathroom wall is painted brown?
So I asked myself, I said self, what is the cause of the brown walls? I threw open the fridge to find that all of my beer had been replaced with jars of laxative. Perhaps my twin ghost brothers were trying to tell me……
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#217126 - 07/29/04 06:26 PM
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take a dump in the dog house because I hated the dog howling whole night and if anything, the dog should have been hit by a bus but....
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#217127 - 07/29/04 06:47 PM
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the chrome nome lured it out of the street with the leftover holloween candy. Meanwhile, my dinner guests were wondering ...
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#217128 - 07/29/04 06:51 PM
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This is fun! Kinda like those "Choose your own adventure" books. If you chase the chrome nome, turn to page 67. If you go back into the house, turn to page 42. (turn page) "You have died." I loved those books.
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#217130 - 07/29/04 07:21 PM
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#217131 - 07/29/04 07:24 PM
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Things have changed. I have decided to take you to the after-life. So would you prefer a bullet or a blunt object? I stumble back slowly trying to comprehend what is going on an all of a sudden...
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#217132 - 07/29/04 07:24 PM
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Things have changed. I have decided to take you to the after-life. So would you prefer a bullet or a blunt object? I stumble back slowly trying to comprehend what is going on an all of a sudden...
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#217133 - 07/29/04 07:27 PM
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the door to the basement slammed shut behind me. I decided there was no other way to go but down. I looked desperately for a light, a match, a glow stick, but couldn't find one. With each step I took, the wooden staircase squeaked. SQEEEEEEAAKE!!!!!!!! When I finally reach the basement floor I realized I was standing on top of a ........
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#217134 - 07/29/04 07:33 PM
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...I was unsure of what it was. It was so dark. It felt like a bone or a stick. I reached down and...
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#217135 - 07/29/04 07:35 PM
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grabbed it, when I heard somebody scream. The stick in my hand was actually a....
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#217137 - 07/29/04 07:42 PM
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dreaming of a warm beach......
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....
that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....
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#217138 - 07/29/04 07:43 PM
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my Aunt Freeda grabbing the other side of the leg bone. When I looked around, there were all the missing neighborhood children. She yanked it from my hand and....
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#217139 - 07/29/04 07:43 PM
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a bank examiner!! I think... My eyes are fuzzy, so I rubbed them and...
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#217140 - 07/29/04 07:43 PM
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....
that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....
how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......
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