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#217141 - 07/29/04 07:44 PM Re: Make your own story!
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the door to the basement slammed shut behind me. I decided there was no other way to go but down. I looked desperately for a light, a match, a glow stick, but couldn't find one. With each step I took, the wooden staircase squeaked. SQEEEEEEAAKE!!!!!!!! When I finally reach the basement floor I realized I was standing on top of a ........




Gaint pile of poo-poo! It seems that the Chrome Knome had suddenly come to life and had caught my stomach bug. As we all know that Chrome Knome poo-poo is the worst oof worst...we alll passed out immediately. Once we awoke we realized that...

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#217142 - 07/29/04 07:48 PM Re: Make your own story!
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We were all under the spell of the Chrome Knome. All the neighborhood missing children were spellbound also. Our only hope was to...

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#217143 - 07/29/04 07:50 PM Re: Make your own story!
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somehow try to repair the deplorable and doomed, ill-fated and shattered existence that we had.....

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#217144 - 07/29/04 07:52 PM Re: Make your own story!
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....




that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....




how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......



Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....

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#217145 - 07/29/04 07:54 PM Re: Make your own story!
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poo in unisome to overcome the gnome's poo!!!

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#217146 - 07/29/04 07:57 PM Re: Make your own story!
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....




that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....




how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......



Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....




A large cold hand grab my shoulder...
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#217147 - 07/29/04 07:57 PM Re: Make your own story!
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....




that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....




how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......



Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....




His pet chimpanzee Bubbles grab me around the neck. Knowing that monkeys like to fling poo, I.....

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#217148 - 07/29/04 08:01 PM Re: Make your own story!
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A large cold hand grab my shoulder...




The hand was from one of my dinner guests, a bank examiner I was trying to win over. He said...
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#217149 - 07/29/04 08:03 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Why on earth are you moon walking and singing old MJ songs? If you're really afraid, you should.....

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#217150 - 07/29/04 08:03 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Come on - I found a kerchief, a slinky, a candle, and a OUIJA board! Let's .....

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#217151 - 07/29/04 08:04 PM Re: Make your own story!
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....




that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....




how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......



Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....




the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....

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#217152 - 07/29/04 08:06 PM Re: Make your own story!
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....




that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....




how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......



Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....




the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....



and thought, OH NO! It's not just Michael, the whole clan is here, Tito, Randy, Marlon, Latoya, this can't be happening. I'm in Jackson hell. I blinked, thinking it was a dream, blinked again, they were still there. I then....

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#217153 - 07/29/04 08:08 PM Re: Make your own story!
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....




that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....




how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......



Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....




the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....



and thought, OH NO! It's not just Michael, the whole clan is here, Tito, Randy, Marlon, Latoya, this can't be happening. I'm in Jackson hell. I blinked, thinking it was a dream, blinked again, they were still there. I then....




asked, "Where's Janet?"
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#217154 - 07/29/04 08:09 PM Re: Make your own story!
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dreaming of a warm beach......
how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......



Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....




the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....



and thought, OH NO! It's not just Michael, the whole clan is here, Tito, Randy, Marlon, Latoya, this can't be happening. I'm in Jackson hell. I blinked, thinking it was a dream, blinked again, they were still there. I then....




started thinking about the skeleton in the basement. Did it belong to a member of the Jackson family that I wasn't aware of? Who could it be? I started to ......

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#217155 - 07/29/04 08:20 PM Re: Make your own story!
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human leg bone! Who could it belong to I thought? I reached over to the light, turned it on and discovered....




that the bone was not only a human leg bone but the whole skeleton was scattered all around the cold damp basement floor. I thought to myself....




how did the elephant man's bones get in here? Thinking that a maniacal Michael Jackson was loose in the neighborhood, I......



Started singing very loudly....Billie Jean is not my lover, she's just a girl....all while doing the moonwalk hoping he wouldn't come after me. I no sooner did that when I felt....




the sudden urge to run. I was running. Running so fast up the stairs, two at a time, out of breath. No, it couldn't be, I kept telling myself to calm down but I couldn't. I finally stopped running and when I looked up....



and thought, OH NO! It's not just Michael, the whole clan is here, Tito, Randy, Marlon, Latoya, this can't be happening. I'm in Jackson hell. I blinked, thinking it was a dream, blinked again, they were still there. I then....




asked, "Where's Janet?"



Then I remembered, she's probably with Timberlake, wearing hear "chrome stars" and taking it off for America. Then i thought, enough about the Jackson clan, I still need to figure out where that loud noise is coming from. I decided to check the backyard, taking my flashlight I headed towards the back door only to see....

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#217156 - 07/29/04 08:27 PM Re: Make your own story!
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I must say that brought tears of laughter to my eyes.

But, what's up with all of the "poop" references? Poopzilla, would you care to comment?
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#217157 - 07/29/04 08:42 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Janet melting down the gaint Chrome Knome to make more Chrome stars for next year's Super Bowl game!

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#217158 - 07/29/04 08:46 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Janet melting down the gaint Chrome Knome to make more Chrome stars for next year's Super Bowl game!



That was a good one, LMAO!!

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#217159 - 07/29/04 08:55 PM Re: Make your own story!
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dreaming of a warm beach......
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Janet melting down the gaint Chrome Knome to make more Chrome stars for next year's Super Bowl game!




All of the sudden it started raining and thundering and lightening. Oh no, Janet is going to get electrocuted if I don't help. What should I do? Help her out or run the other way. Bolts of lightening were coming out of the sky all around me when all of the sudden....

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#217160 - 07/29/04 08:57 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Janet melting down the gaint Chrome Knome to make more Chrome stars for next year's Super Bowl game!




All of the sudden it started raining and thundering and lightening. Oh no, Janet is going to get electrocuted if I don't help. What should I do? Help her out or run the other way. Bolts of lightening were coming out of the sky all around me when all of the sudden....



Denny Terrio, the host of Dance Fever came out of the sky and was looking for contestants for a revival of the show. I'll do it I said! He said great, I'll pair you up with....

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#217161 - 07/29/04 09:13 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Denny Terrio, the host of Dance Fever came out of the sky and was looking for contestants for a revival of the show. I'll do it I said! He said great, I'll pair you up with....




The Chrome Gnome who finally rampaged himself out of all of that chrome paint in the downpour, poured everyone a round of drinks, and said "PARTY PARTY - VOTE FOR MARIA'S CAT!" before sitting down in a puddle and...
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#217162 - 07/29/04 09:21 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Said, "Hey, Joe! Where ya going with that gun in your hand."
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#217163 - 07/29/04 10:04 PM Re: Make your own story!
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and then the no more chrome knome grabbed the gun from Joe and fired off two shots striking the running Janet in her Chrome starred chest. As she lay grasping her finals breaths I heard someone say...

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#217164 - 07/29/04 10:32 PM Re: Make your own story!
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and then the no more chrome knome grabbed the gun from Joe and fired off two shots striking the running Janet in her Chrome starred chest. As she lay grasping her finals breaths I heard someone say...




"Luke . . . I am your Father" I turned around and standing there were ...
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#217165 - 07/29/04 11:15 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Homer and Marge....so
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