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#217216 - 07/30/04 08:27 PM Re: Make your own story!
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they discovered that cats were made or the same stuff, so they took the cats and




created what is now called "Catty Worms". Yes, these worms are mainly female, vibrant multi colored and quite catty. The male species was not happy about this and soon they started ........




to eat the female cats, but

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#217217 - 07/30/04 08:29 PM Re: Make your own story!
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they discovered that cats were made or the same stuff, so they took the cats and




created what is now called "Catty Worms". Yes, these worms are mainly female, vibrant multi colored and quite catty. The male species was not happy about this and soon they started ........




to eat the female cats, but


since the entirety of the chinese race seemed to have been caught up in the meteor strikes devestating path, noone knew a good receipe for cat, so they had to go back to square one when some old lady said "Where's the Beef?!". The good news is that somehow every

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#217218 - 07/30/04 08:29 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Oh-oh-oh-oh...Everybody was Cat Food fighting, those cats were fast as lightning . . . . . .
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#217219 - 07/30/04 08:47 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Yes, fast but this had all been a dream as it as still a a dark and stormy night as I sat alone in the innermost chamber of my mansion. I could hear the grumble of distant thunder, then a creaking sound outside the door, as one of my bodyguards shuffled down the hallway.

The mansion was hundreds of years old, and a score of madmen had lived here before me. Their pain and rage had been absorbed by the walls, and no amount of new paint could conceal the smell of decay.

I was alone. My only child had been sent off to a distant land. My wife was a pale wraith who haunted the stairways at night. Lately, I had heard rumors of a ghoul wandering though the countryside, drooling and gibbering as he feasted on the companions of my youth. Only I could break this spell. Only I could reach out to someone whose blood was still red and warm. I rang the bell, and she appeared in an instant.

“Monica?” I whispered.

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#217220 - 07/30/04 08:48 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Yes, fast but this had all been a dream as it as still a a dark and stormy night as I sat alone in the innermost chamber of my mansion. I could hear the grumble of distant thunder, then a creaking sound outside the door, as one of my bodyguards shuffled down the hallway.

The mansion was hundreds of years old, and a score of madmen had lived here before me. Their pain and rage had been absorbed by the walls, and no amount of new paint could conceal the smell of decay.

I was alone. My only child had been sent off to a distant land. My wife was a pale wraith who haunted the stairways at night. Lately, I had heard rumors of a ghoul wandering though the countryside, drooling and gibbering as he feasted on the companions of my youth. Only I could break this spell. Only I could reach out to someone whose blood was still red and warm. I rang the bell, and she appeared in an instant.

“Monica?” I whispered.




Monica? Monica Lewinsky? What are you doing here?

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#217221 - 07/30/04 09:20 PM Re: Make your own story!
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"Monica?” I whispered.




Monica? Monica Lewinsky? What are you doing here?




She replied "I'm looking for my blue polka dot dress . . . I'm not sure where I left it. . . "
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#217222 - 07/30/04 09:31 PM Re: Make your own story!
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dreaming of a warm beach......
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"Monica?” I whispered.




Monica? Monica Lewinsky? What are you doing here?




She replied "I'm looking for my blue polka dot dress . . . I'm not sure where I left it. . . "




Could I check in the closet. The closet in that oval shaped room we used to spend so much time in. Don't you remember. The desk, the cigars and how I would scream out your name. That was then and this is now and yes, I am back. Be careful because....

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#217223 - 07/30/04 09:34 PM Re: Make your own story!
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"Monica?” I whispered.




Monica? Monica Lewinsky? What are you doing here?




She replied "I'm looking for my blue polka dot dress . . . I'm not sure where I left it. . . "




Could I check in the closet. The closet in that oval shaped room we used to spend so much time in. Don't you remember. The desk, the cigars and how I would scream out your name. That was then and this is now and yes, I am back. Be careful because....




Here we go again into the political realm. But not to worry, it was Friday and the whole gang went to the bar and had a gay o' time, even Fred and Wilma were there.
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#217224 - 07/30/04 09:35 PM Re: Make your own story!
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But....it really wasn't the Monica since this is not a political thread. It was Monica the long lost sister of my dearly departed Lisa. Had I found my true love again or would my heart be torn to bits all over again. I reach out and grabbed her...

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#217225 - 07/30/04 09:45 PM Re: Make your own story!
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"Monica?” I whispered.




Monica? Monica Lewinsky? What are you doing here?




She replied "I'm looking for my blue polka dot dress . . . I'm not sure where I left it. . . "




Could I check in the closet. The closet in that oval shaped room we used to spend so much time in. Don't you remember. The desk, the cigars and how I would scream out your name. That was then and this is now and yes, I am back. Be careful because....




someone may hear us and besides, I think the dress really needed to go to the cleaners, because as I recall

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#217226 - 07/30/04 09:47 PM Re: Make your own story!
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But....it really wasn't the Monica since this is not a political thread. It was Monica the long lost sister of my dearly departed Lisa. Had I found my true love again or would my heart be torn to bits all over again. I reach out and grabbed her...




But there was nothing there. It was just my imagination, running away with me.
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#217227 - 07/30/04 10:02 PM Re: Make your own story!
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and I thought to myself that I shouldn't give in to such Temptations. My imagination kept running and running and I realized all along it was that damn...

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#217228 - 07/30/04 10:05 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Then I realized it was Monica Lewinsky. The next thing I knew, slick Willy appeared and asked “are we really alone”

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#217229 - 07/30/04 10:31 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
But it really wasn't Monica, but Lorena Bobbit in disguise. He whipped out his staff, she whipped out her knife, and proceeded to make a new Ginsu commercial on his presidential ...
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#217230 - 08/02/04 05:41 AM Re: Make your own story!
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I had tripped over the extension cord and the "poop" really did hit the fan!

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#217231 - 08/04/04 10:49 PM Re: Make your own story!
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No poo-poo is any match for the gaint chrome knome. Take that...poo and that and that! No more poo-poo. I notice all of the toilet paper was gone. I reached for the bathroon light and that is when I saw it...it was the whispsy creature that had plaqued my childhood. I turned to run...

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#217232 - 08/04/04 11:03 PM Re: Make your own story!
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And was cornered by the party party. I was in shock, I had always just thought they were a myth. But here I was standing face to face with...

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#217233 - 08/05/04 12:58 AM Re: Make your own story!
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The ompa Loompa men!
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#217234 - 08/05/04 02:21 AM Re: Make your own story!
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The ompa Loompa men!





All right now...let's say it again...the ompa Loompa men!!

My mind quickly adjusted and I thought to myself. Who the hell are the ompa Loompa men. Must be someone really famous. I reached for my pen to get an autograph and was surprized to see that....

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#217235 - 08/05/04 12:19 PM Re: Make your own story!
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#217236 - 08/05/04 12:58 PM Re: Make your own story!
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All parties must have music and dancing, so I rushed to the stereo and slipped in my favorite CD featuring the music and sounds of...

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#217237 - 08/05/04 01:16 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Rap Brothers 5 featuring the Gaint Chrome Knome and all of a sudden everybody was Kung-Fu fighting these guys were as fast as lightning...There was...

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#217238 - 08/05/04 01:39 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Rap Brothers 5 featuring the Gaint Chrome Knome and all of a sudden everybody was Kung-Fu fighting these guys were as fast as lightning...There was...



a meteor that came right through the roof and smashed the poor Chrome Knome. And there was much rejoicing, because

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#217239 - 08/05/04 01:41 PM Re: Make your own story!
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#217240 - 08/05/04 01:51 PM Re: Make your own story!
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Nobody liked rap dancing...except Little Devil's cat who continued to body surf across the dance hall until it bumped into...

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