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#217717 - 07/29/04 10:25 PM A weeks end joke!
TrueBlueBanker Platinum Poster Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 737 Midlands SC	Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He eventually worked it out with a pencil!
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#217718 - 07/29/04 11:56 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
TrueBlueBanker Platinum Poster Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 737 Midlands SC	Did you hear about the man that worked at the sawmill? He backed up and got a little behind in his work!
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#217719 - 07/30/04 02:00 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	Corduroy pillows are making headlines...
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#217720 - 07/30/04 02:53 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	Does nobody have a joke worse than the corduroy pillows one, or did nobody get it?
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#217721 - 07/30/04 03:05 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	What would this country be if everyone drove a pink car? A Pink Car-nation yuk yuk yuk
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#217722 - 07/30/04 03:06 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
HappyGilmore 10K Club Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 19,858 Pulling people out of the ditc...	with jokes like these, no wonder you are posting as anonymous _________________________ Providing alternative truths since the invention of time
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#217723 - 07/30/04 03:10 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Retired DQ 10K Club Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 40,766 Turnpike Exit 10	Quote: Does nobody have a joke worse than the corduroy pillows one, or did nobody get it? I got it, I got it!!! _________________________ Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
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#217724 - 07/30/04 03:17 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: with jokes like these, no wonder you are posting as anonymous I suppose you can do much better?
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#217725 - 07/30/04 03:26 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
HappyGilmore 10K Club Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 19,858 Pulling people out of the ditc...	not clean ones... _________________________ Providing alternative truths since the invention of time
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#217726 - 07/30/04 03:33 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: not clean ones... What good are you then?
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#217727 - 07/30/04 03:35 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	Two old ladies were sitting on the porch talking. One says to the other, "Do you ever smoke after sex?" The other old lady looks between her legs and says "You know? I never bothered to check."
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#217728 - 07/30/04 04:13 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	I would like to hear the one about the corduroy pillows!
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#217729 - 07/30/04 06:32 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: I would like to hear the one about the corduroy pillows! Methinks someone didn't get the joke. Corduroy pillows are making head-lines
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#217730 - 07/30/04 07:01 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
HappyGilmore 10K Club Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 19,858 Pulling people out of the ditc...	for their 50th anniversary, the husband went and bought a new pair of shoes so he would look good dancing. He wears them home and asks his wife "see anything different?" "No" she replies. So he goes into the other room, takes off his clothes, puts his shoes back on, walks back into the kitchen and asks hsi wife "see anything new now?" She looks at him, shakes her head, and says "just your thing drooping." "It's not drooping" he screams, "It's pointing at my new shoes." "well" she replied "you should have bought a tie." _________________________ Providing alternative truths since the invention of time
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#217731 - 07/30/04 07:07 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Quote: I would like to hear the one about the corduroy pillows! Methinks someone didn't get the joke. Corduroy pillows are making head-lines 3 That's funny....I just got it!~ HEAD LINES...HA HA
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#217732 - 07/30/04 07:08 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Retired DQ 10K Club Joined: Dec 2002 Posts: 40,766 Turnpike Exit 10	Oy-vay! _________________________ Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain
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#217733 - 07/30/04 08:36 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
OnTheEdge Diamond Poster Joined: Apr 2002 Posts: 1,677 SmallTown, USA	That is exactly the kind of joke that I think is hilarious. (Corduroy pillows) Thanks for sharing!!! _________________________ The opinions expressed are mine and do not necessarily reflect those of my employer.
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#217734 - 07/30/04 08:42 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
bam Gold Star Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 419 Kansas City, Mo	It's has taken me all day to figure that one out _________________________ It takes a big dog to weigh a ton
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#217735 - 07/30/04 08:43 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
CRAatBOK Power Poster Joined: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,172 Further South than I wanna be.	Quote: It's has taken me all day to figure that one out Oh BAM you are making us look bad in KC. You must not be a punologist. _________________________ Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.
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#217736 - 07/30/04 08:46 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Bengals Fan Power Poster Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 8,990 Cincinnati, OH	Quote: Quote: It's has taken me all day to figure that one out Oh BAM you are making us look bad in KC. You must not be a punologist. I don't know, that one about the head lines wasn't that punny...
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#217737 - 07/30/04 09:39 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Rocky P Power Poster Joined: Jun 2003 Posts: 7,659 Florida	Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinding machine and made a spectacle out of himself? Or the Nebraska farmer who was outstanding in his field? Or the termite who walked into a lounge and asked "is the bar tender here?" _________________________ Integrity. With it, nothing else matters. Without it, nothing else matters.
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#217738 - 07/30/04 09:44 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
TrueBlueBanker Platinum Poster Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 737 Midlands SC	Quote: Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinding machine and made a spectacle out of himself? Or the Nebraska farmer who was outstanding in his field? Or the termite who walked into a lounge and asked "is the bar tender here?" Is the bar tender here? I love it!!!
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#217739 - 07/30/04 11:02 PM Re: A weeks end joke!
Pup Power Poster Joined: Sep 2003 Posts: 5,045 Pedaling along a scenic highwa...	Quote: Did you hear about the man who fell into a lens grinding machine and made a spectacle out of himself? Or the Nebraska farmer who was outstanding in his field? Or the termite who walked into a lounge and asked "is the bar tender here?" Nebraskans are quite often just outstanding in their fields.
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#217740 - 08/02/04 05:32 AM Re: A weeks end joke!
Anonymous Unregistered	Or the "northern person" who thought asphalt was rectum trouble?
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