Dear Mom's - please come in and enjoy a day of relaxation. Start with a nice mimosa as Juan and Martine, our cabana boys, escort you to your luxurious, pool side private tent. There you will find an assortment of goodies for your enjoyment, from various cookies, pastries, biscuits, as you await your personal attendant who will be giving you your massage, which will be followed by a manicure and pedicure. you will then retire back to our personal pool side tent for a nap...

and all this awaits you, as soon as your finish picking up after those slob kids and husband of yours!

I am perfectly capable of drinking enough mimosas to forget about my motherly duties!

Happy Mother's Day to all my fellow mamas!

My son left last Sunday for Germany. He is in the Air Force and will be stationed there for 2 years. On top of that my Birthday is Monday. Give me a LARGE Pina Colada with an umbrella. I will be sitting out on the patio.