Funny Star Wars Parody Song. You sing it to Barry Manilow's "Copacabana"
Her name was Leia, she was a princess,
With a danish on each ear, and Darth Vader drawing near.
So Artoo Detoo, found Ben Kenobi.
He'd have to put the Death Star plans, into the Rebellion's hands.
So Luke and Obi-Wan, had to get to Alderaan,
So they stopped into Mos Eisley, to have a drink with Han...
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, Star Wars Cantin-a,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...
His name was Solo, he was a pilot
With a blaster at his side, and a smile twelve parsecs wide,
There with Chewbacca, he was a Wookiee.
They met with Luke and Obi-Wan, about the Millenium Falcon.
Docking Bay Ninety-four, Stormtroopers at the door.
With a flash of Ben's lightsaber, now there's an arm on the floor...
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, Star Wars Cantin-a,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...
His name was Yoda, he was a muppet.
Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way he's Luke's dad.
Luke kissed his sister, his hand got cut off.
In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.
Boba Fett was so mean, Jabba had bad hygiene.
Why didn't they all just relax, back on Tatooine...
At the Star Wars, Star Wars Cantina,
The weirdest creatures you've ever seen-a!
[Here, at the] Star Wars, Star Wars Cantin-a,
Music, and blasters, and old Jedi Masters, at the Star Wars!...
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Preston is a cyberdog
Worst mistake they ever made
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