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#2189871 - 08/21/18 01:41 PM Funny Signs
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This was in a newsletter I get:

A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER READS:
We will heel you
We will save your sole
We will even dye for you.

A SIGN ON A BLINDS AND CURTAIN TRUCK:
"Blind man driving."

Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."

On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for,
You've come to the right place."

On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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#2189874 - 08/21/18 01:44 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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Love! laugh!
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#2189883 - 08/21/18 01:53 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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There's a septic service around here that has on their truck: "If you're not satisfied, we'll give you double your load back." smile
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#2190050 - 08/22/18 01:45 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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Second round from that newsletter:

On a plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

At a tire shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."

On an electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts"

In a non-smoking area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action."

On a maternity room door:
"Push. Push. Push."

At a car dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

Outside a muffler shop:
"No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."

Sign at a joint office of a married psychiatrist and proctologist:
"Odds and Ends."
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#2190113 - 08/22/18 04:41 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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laugh

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#2190156 - 08/22/18 06:52 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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On a heating and cooling company:

Do you have a hot wife? We can fix your A/C.
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#2190167 - 08/22/18 07:29 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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On a septic tank truck. "This truck is full of yesterday's political promises."

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#2190196 - 08/22/18 09:42 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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At a car repair shop: "Brake special. Stop in if you can."
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#2190227 - 08/23/18 01:46 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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Round 3 from the newsletter (with duplicates already posted here deleted):

In a veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

At the electric company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted."

In a restaurant window:
"Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."

Sign seen in a Tokyo hotel:
Please take advantage of the chamber maid.

At a propane filling station:
"Thank Heaven for little grills."

In a Chicago radiator shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
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#2190234 - 08/23/18 02:00 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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laugh!

A funeral home with a sense of humor is in and of itself, humorous!
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#2190240 - 08/23/18 02:05 PM Re: Funny Signs RVFlyboy
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At a diner:

"Special Today--No Soup"
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