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#2199810 - 12/04/18 07:50 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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After I had my son I lost a ton of weight and while climbing the steps to the bank, my slip fell down to my ankles. Our handyman was there and we both had a laugh. laugh
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#2199822 - 12/04/18 09:18 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Same thing happen to my boss DeeQ. She was so embarrassed and in tears so her assistant decided to tell her a story. The assistant was horseback riding up in the mountains on a narrow trail. With each step and bounce of the horse, her tube top dropped an inch. She was scared, so she didn't want to let go of the reins to adjust anything. She was completely topless when the rest of the riding party turned around to check on her.

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#2199826 - 12/04/18 10:05 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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We had a branch manager who went to a department store and felt something caught on her shoe. She looked down and realized that it was a pair of her underwear that had stuck to the inside of the leg of her pants when she took them out of the dryer. She panicked at the sight of her underwear on the floor of the department store and quickly picked them up an shoved them in her purse. Then she panicked again thinking that someone may have seen her and thought that she was shoplifting so she took them out of her purse and threw them on a shelf behind some merchandise and left them behind.
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#2199827 - 12/04/18 10:07 PM Re: Random Thoughts Retired DQ
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Originally Posted By DeeQ
After I had my son I lost a ton of weight and while climbing the steps to the bank, my slip fell down to my ankles. Our handyman was there and we both had a laugh. laugh


I would be the guy who would come along and see DeeQ standing there with her slip around her ankles laughing with the handyman and spend the rest of my life trying to reconcile what I had just encountered.
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#2199850 - 12/05/18 01:54 PM Re: Random Thoughts Valley girl
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Originally Posted By Valley girl
Same thing happen to my boss DeeQ. She was so embarrassed and in tears so her assistant decided to tell her a story. The assistant was horseback riding up in the mountains on a narrow trail. With each step and bounce of the horse, her tube top dropped an inch. She was scared, so she didn't want to let go of the reins to adjust anything. She was completely topless when the rest of the riding party turned around to check on her.
I think this is the clear winner. laugh
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#2199922 - 12/05/18 07:51 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Remember those long wrap skirts that tied at your hip? I wore one to a job interview once. The interview went well, and I walked away from it feeling pretty good about myself. At least until the freaking skirt came untied and nearly fell off after I'd taken about 5 steps away from the CEO, VP, and dept. head that I would have been working for (all men). Luckily I felt the knot let go and caught it before I could flash anybody, but still. blush
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#2199924 - 12/05/18 07:57 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#2199925 - 12/05/18 07:58 PM Re: Random Thoughts thomasj
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Originally Posted By thomasj
Originally Posted By DeeQ
After I had my son I lost a ton of weight and while climbing the steps to the bank, my slip fell down to my ankles. Our handyman was there and we both had a laugh. laugh


I would be the guy who would come along and see DeeQ standing there with her slip around her ankles laughing with the handyman and spend the rest of my life trying to reconcile what I had just encountered.
Well this was the same handyman who got drunk at my annual summer bash and passed out naked in my living room... I crack up just thinking about it! laugh
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#2199928 - 12/05/18 09:13 PM Re: Random Thoughts Retired DQ
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Originally Posted By DeeQ
Originally Posted By thomasj
Originally Posted By DeeQ
After I had my son I lost a ton of weight and while climbing the steps to the bank, my slip fell down to my ankles. Our handyman was there and we both had a laugh. laugh


I would be the guy who would come along and see DeeQ standing there with her slip around her ankles laughing with the handyman and spend the rest of my life trying to reconcile what I had just encountered.
Well this was the same handyman who got drunk at my annual summer bash and passed out naked in my living room... I crack up just thinking about it! laugh


Gonna have a tough time erasing that image from my mind.....
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#2199959 - 12/06/18 02:34 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#2200069 - 12/06/18 11:02 PM Re: Random Thoughts thomasj
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Originally Posted By thomasj
We had a branch manager who went to a department store and felt something caught on her shoe. She looked down and realized that it was a pair of her underwear that had stuck to the inside of the leg of her pants when she took them out of the dryer. She panicked at the sight of her underwear on the floor of the department store and quickly picked them up an shoved them in her purse. Then she panicked again thinking that someone may have seen her and thought that she was shoplifting so she took them out of her purse and threw them on a shelf behind some merchandise and left them behind.


Reminds me of when I felt something was in my Dockers as it worked it's way down my leg. Turned out to be a panty liner.

I'm going to assume it belonged to the Mrs.
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#2200134 - 12/07/18 07:16 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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laugh!!!

Reminds me of when....wait....nevermind.
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#2200312 - 12/11/18 02:12 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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So glad we're up and running today. I was having withdrawal symptoms yesterday missing my BOL!
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#2200321 - 12/11/18 03:02 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#2201544 - 12/27/18 06:56 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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My brother and his girlfriend delivered a beautiful baby boy this morning. This auntie is incredibly proud and anxious for the work day to be over so I can get baby snuggles!

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#2201559 - 12/27/18 07:29 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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congrats!

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#2201582 - 12/27/18 09:36 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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That is great news Okie! Enjoy that new baby!
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#2201600 - 12/28/18 01:45 PM Re: Random Thoughts CompliantOkie
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Originally Posted By CompliantOkie
My brother and his girlfriend delivered a beautiful baby boy this morning. !


Do they work for FedEx or UPS?

Congrats
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#2201674 - 12/28/18 06:56 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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laugh!

Congrats! smile
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#2202012 - 01/03/19 07:42 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Ugh, enough of these pharmaceutical company commercials using old songs. Completely ruins the old songs when their stupid made up med names get stuck in your head.
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#2202636 - 01/10/19 07:33 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#2202666 - 01/10/19 09:23 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Very impressive!
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#2204617 - 01/31/19 06:06 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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#2204761 - 02/01/19 05:05 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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after being -30 for two days, it's amazing how warm 5 feels ….
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#2204778 - 02/01/19 06:02 PM Re: Random Thoughts Peepers
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Does it? Living in a warm climate, i'm always curious about that......

Of course, i have very much experienced the opposite...so i guess it must be true....i know 95 can feel delightful when it's been 108.
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