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#224184 - 05/16/06 10:15 PM Re: Make your own story II
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this big gator came up from behind and tailswiped them knocking them all down and the bass went flying through the air. The gators jaw opened wide as to eat them and.......
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#224185 - 05/17/06 12:46 PM Re: Make your own story II
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this big gator came up from behind and tailswiped them knocking them all down and the bass went flying through the air. The gators jaw opened wide as to eat them and.......




4 of the gator's teeth fell out!
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#224186 - 05/17/06 03:00 PM Re: Make your own story II
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While the bass was flying through the air, a buzzard swooped it up and the fish said to the buzzard.........
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#224187 - 05/17/06 03:26 PM Re: Make your own story II
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#224188 - 05/17/06 04:10 PM Re: Make your own story II
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But the buzzard had other plans

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#224189 - 05/17/06 04:23 PM Re: Make your own story II
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He was on his way to the Mexican deserts, where he had heard there are many carcasses to be found.
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#224190 - 05/17/06 04:26 PM Re: Make your own story II
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The bass was screaming all the way there "please dont eat me" which drew attention to the other buzzards around. He then chomped down harder on the bass and the fish fluid squirted the buzzard in the eye. This made in difficult for the buzzard to see and he was beginning to wobble when all of a sudden, WHAM..............
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#224191 - 05/17/06 04:41 PM Re: Make your own story II
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The escaped monkey from planet of the apes disguised as a cat in a tree thumped him on the melon...

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#224192 - 05/17/06 05:03 PM Re: Make your own story II
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#224193 - 05/17/06 05:19 PM Re: Make your own story II
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and right before the eyes of the trembling buzzard, the monkey turned back into Nurse Buzooms

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#224194 - 05/17/06 05:29 PM Re: Make your own story II
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only uglier...
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#224195 - 05/17/06 05:32 PM Re: Make your own story II
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The End



New Story:

The mailman was on his usual route to deliver the mail in the small rural community of Muglesville. Everybody knows everybody, or do they? It was a normal day like any other and he stopped at the house of Mrs. Ketsol. But this was turning into no ordinary day, as opens the mailbox................
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#224196 - 05/17/06 05:35 PM Re: Make your own story II
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New Story:

The mailman was on his usual route to deliver the mail in the small rural community of Muglesville. Everybody knows everybody, or do they? It was a normal day like any other and he stopped at the house of Mrs. Ketsol. But this was turning into no ordinary day, as opens the mailbox................




he heard a voice... it was a deep voice... and he realized that he should have gone to church more often...
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#224197 - 05/17/06 06:58 PM Re: Make your own story II
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but as he went to put the mail in the box, he was sucked into another world where.........
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#224198 - 05/17/06 07:03 PM Re: Make your own story II
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he saw Bill and Ted... and realized that Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures was a documentary, not a fiction movie.
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#224199 - 05/17/06 07:06 PM Re: Make your own story II
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and that he really probably shouldn't have taken candy from a stranger, because

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#224200 - 05/17/06 07:10 PM Re: Make your own story II
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and that he really probably shouldn't have taken candy from a stranger, because




Candy was the stranger's girlfriend...

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#224201 - 05/17/06 07:17 PM Re: Make your own story II
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It was then that the mailman realized the voice he heard was his own. He gaped open his trenchcoat to show.....
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#224202 - 05/17/06 07:19 PM Re: Make your own story II
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Candy what she had been dying to see since he took her from the stranger

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#224203 - 05/17/06 07:27 PM Re: Make your own story II
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, which was his collection of Pseudo-Rolex watches which he purchased for $7.99 each and planned to sell for $50.00 each.
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#224204 - 05/17/06 08:09 PM Re: Make your own story II
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that were dangling from his...
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#224205 - 05/17/06 08:11 PM Re: Make your own story II
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#224206 - 05/17/06 08:21 PM Re: Make your own story II
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As a police siren was heard a few blocks away, Candy began to run like Boy George away from the scene, but not before grabbing.........
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#224207 - 05/17/06 08:23 PM Re: Make your own story II
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#224208 - 05/17/06 08:57 PM Re: Make your own story II
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