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#224184 - 05/16/06 10:15 PM
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this big gator came up from behind and tailswiped them knocking them all down and the bass went flying through the air. The gators jaw opened wide as to eat them and.......
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#224186 - 05/17/06 03:00 PM
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While the bass was flying through the air, a buzzard swooped it up and the fish said to the buzzard.........
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#224187 - 05/17/06 03:26 PM
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"take me to 4th street and main, pronto!"
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#224188 - 05/17/06 04:10 PM
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But the buzzard had other plans
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#224189 - 05/17/06 04:23 PM
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He was on his way to the Mexican deserts, where he had heard there are many carcasses to be found.
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#224190 - 05/17/06 04:26 PM
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The bass was screaming all the way there "please dont eat me" which drew attention to the other buzzards around. He then chomped down harder on the bass and the fish fluid squirted the buzzard in the eye. This made in difficult for the buzzard to see and he was beginning to wobble when all of a sudden, WHAM..............
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#224192 - 05/17/06 05:03 PM
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#224193 - 05/17/06 05:19 PM
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and right before the eyes of the trembling buzzard, the monkey turned back into Nurse Buzooms
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#224194 - 05/17/06 05:29 PM
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only uglier...
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#224195 - 05/17/06 05:32 PM
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The End
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The mailman was on his usual route to deliver the mail in the small rural community of Muglesville. Everybody knows everybody, or do they? It was a normal day like any other and he stopped at the house of Mrs. Ketsol. But this was turning into no ordinary day, as opens the mailbox................
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#224197 - 05/17/06 06:58 PM
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but as he went to put the mail in the box, he was sucked into another world where.........
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#224198 - 05/17/06 07:03 PM
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he saw Bill and Ted... and realized that Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures was a documentary, not a fiction movie.
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#224199 - 05/17/06 07:06 PM
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and that he really probably shouldn't have taken candy from a stranger, because
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#224200 - 05/17/06 07:10 PM
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and that he really probably shouldn't have taken candy from a stranger, because
Candy was the stranger's girlfriend...
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#224201 - 05/17/06 07:17 PM
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It was then that the mailman realized the voice he heard was his own. He gaped open his trenchcoat to show.....
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#224202 - 05/17/06 07:19 PM
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Candy what she had been dying to see since he took her from the stranger
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#224203 - 05/17/06 07:27 PM
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(OH brother)...
, which was his collection of Pseudo-Rolex watches which he purchased for $7.99 each and planned to sell for $50.00 each.
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#224204 - 05/17/06 08:09 PM
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that were dangling from his...
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#224206 - 05/17/06 08:21 PM
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As a police siren was heard a few blocks away, Candy began to run like Boy George away from the scene, but not before grabbing.........
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#224208 - 05/17/06 08:57 PM
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