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#226709 - 08/12/04 02:42 PM
Cleacatsu's Primary Election
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With Dante Alighieri already appointed by the Party Party, there is the VP nomination up for grabs.
So, what really happened with James Furber and the rabbit?
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#226713 - 08/12/04 03:57 PM
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Jamie Furball says to order a round of drinks on him. He still thinks he should have a fair shot at the VP nomination. The thing with the bunny has been totally distorted in the media. It was the Right Lop Eared Press that's out to get him. Bunnies have always hated cats. Besides, he has a purple heart for his missing family jewels, a red medal, and a blue collar. And while he doesn't wish to delve deeply into his Russian parentage, he assures everyone that he is, in fact, an American cat, born on American soil, and he WILL deliver the small animal vote. Lastly, he was a POW at the Humane Shelter for 2 weeks (long time in cat years) and confined to a small wire cage - he's had sufficient therapy to quell any PTSD issues, but he understands what similar victims of these atrocities have been through and he FEEELS their pain! So, whattya think? Wanna overlook the bunny incident? 
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#226714 - 08/12/04 04:01 PM
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Jamie Furball says to order a round of drinks on him. He still thinks he should have a fair shot at the VP nomination. The thing with the bunny has been totally distorted in the media. It was the Right Lop Eared Press that's out to get him. Bunnies have always hated cats.
Besides, he has a purple heart for his missing family jewels, a red medal, and a blue collar. And while he doesn't wish to delve deeply into his Russian parentage, he assures everyone that he is, in fact, an American cat, born on American soil, and he WILL deliver the small animal vote. Lastly, he was a POW at the Humane Shelter for 2 weeks (long time in cat years) and confined to a small wire cage - he's had sufficient therapy to quell any PTSD issues, but he understands what similar victims of these atrocities have been through and he FEEELS their pain!
So, whattya think? Wanna overlook the bunny incident?
I'm not sure the country can afford to have a vice president without balls. I mean you have to be aggresive and ready to follow through on the war we are in, and protect the country from terrorists. He's got no balls I tell you!
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#226718 - 08/12/04 05:26 PM
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I thought Dante was a girl! I'm not voting for another male in the white house  Unless it's Aubrey  heh heh
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#226720 - 08/12/04 05:58 PM
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I thought Dante was a girl! I'm not voting for another male in the white house Unless it's Aubrey heh heh
He's all boy, with a something missing. 
and the most important question is:
Does he look good in heels? 
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#226723 - 08/13/04 01:31 PM
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I'm not sure the country can afford to have a vice president without balls. I mean you have to be aggresive and ready to follow through on the war we are in, and protect the country from terrorists. He's got no balls I tell you!
So Michael, now females in the White House? Hmmmm. I think we need to have the head of homeland security investigate you. 
I've met many women who have more balls than a castrated cat!
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#226726 - 08/15/04 07:49 PM
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Ok, my cat wants to toss her collar into the ring. (She doesn't actually have a collar, but, well, you know...) Here's her homepage - Kona - so you can see if she's acceptable as a candidate.
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#226727 - 08/16/04 02:47 AM
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Hey Dante!! Check out Kona. She's photogenic and writes well too!
Stormdrain has to pull out of the CIA position - turns out she lied to me about her young age! (reminds me of Monica Lewinsky...)
My godcat, Mia Z., would like to apply for an ambassador position. Her family is in the military and she has lived in 7 different homes across the U.S. She's mature and is a lovely long haired cat, and is beautifully coifed with a lion cut during these hot summer months. She is intelligent and very deserving.
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#226728 - 08/16/04 12:21 PM
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Whoo whee! Kona! She's a cutie... I think she'd be purrfect.
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