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#2267981 - 03/21/22 06:37 PM World Poetry Day!
St. Matthew Offline
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We are celebrating World Poetry Day and I offered the following which I thought this crowd would appreciate. What other banking/compliance poetry do you have?

A Limerick:

A man called his bank to complain
That his card he failed to retain
He was taking pro-action
To dispute a transaction
For he did not buy that Great Dane!

A Compliance Haiku:

Compliance is fun*
*Certain Restrictions Apply
Offer ends 12/10

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#2268033 - 03/22/22 04:08 PM Re: World Poetry Day! St. Matthew
HappyGilmore Online
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
I once wished to work in a bank
but quickly saw that job stank
so i took a promotion
more work and commotion
and my outlook on life just sank

and a haiku:

the CFPB
wants everything for free
questions why it can't be
Providing alternative truths since the invention of time

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#2268075 - 03/23/22 05:45 AM Re: World Poetry Day! St. Matthew
GuitarDude Offline
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Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 5,924
So Cal
Management might think it'd be great
A new way to compensate
But that would sure stink
To go to the clink
Here, read RESPA section eight
I've just writed a wrong.

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