Inconceivable - The Princess Bride

"If I show up at your door, chances are you did something to bring me there." Martin Blank, Gross Pointe Blank

Aliens also has some great one liners:

"Hey, maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events, but we just got our a$$es kicked pal!" Pvt. Hudson

"That's it, man. Game over, man! Game over!" Pvt. Hudson again

[Lieutenant Gorman orders the troops to unload all their weapons before the first alien encounter to keep from blowing up the generator]
Private Frost replies: "What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?" (Personally, my favorite line in this movie)

I heart Aliens. I took that to the hospital to watch while I was waiting for the Junebug to be born.

Great flick! I worked in a movie theater when it came out - I must have seen it (and pieces of it) over 30 times!

Another guilty pleasure I saw million times when I worked at that movie theater: "Big Trouble in Little China."

"I don't eat fish, they pee in the sea"
"so do kids"
"I don't eat kids either"
-closer

"It's only a flesh wound" - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

That is one of the best.

Admiral Benson: Gentlemen, we've waited a long time to hear this. In exactly five hours and 17 minutes, we hit the enemy toast.
Lt. Commander Block: I think that's the enemy coast, sir.
Admiral Benson: Huh? Coast? That'll take a little more planning. But it doesn't matter. Our assignment is to knock out the nuclear-weapons plant at Falafel Heights. The plant goes on line in 12 hours and is heavily defended. Now, if you have trouble hitting your objective, you secondary targets are here and here: an accordion factory and a mime school. Good luck, gentlemen. Blink, take over. Oh, there's one more thing. (admiral gets accidentally hit by a metal pipe with a loud ringing sound). I'll get that. It's probably for me.

(asked if he'd ever killed anyone...)
"Well, I did hurt someone's feelings once"

Robert DeNiro in "Ronin"

"We don't have a cow. We have a Bull!" - KingPin

"Touch me again and I'll kill you" Bruce Willis in The Last Boy Scout

"Jesus Christ man, there's just some things that you don't talk about in public!"

"Just because a guy read comics, you think he can't start some s...!"

Brody; "Mallrats"

Kent. This is God, Kent. Quit playing with yourself, Kent.

- "God" Real Genius

Who said it and in what movie?

"You only do armadillos?"
"No, I do all kinds of animals, except snakes....I don't have enough counter space."

Who said it and in what movie? (Hint: same flick as the post above)

"The older you get the sillier you are"
"And the older you get the uglier you are"

Quote:

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You only do armadillos?"
"No, I do all kinds of animals, except snakes....I don't have enough counter space."

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I don't remember who said it, but it is from Steel Magnolias.

Ouisa asked Aunt Fern about her animal shaped cakes.
Ouisa and Clairie had the "sillier" "uglier" conversation.

Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world. There is nothing enlightened about shrinking so that other people won't feel insecure around you. We are all meant to shine as children do. It's not just in some of us; it is in everyone. And as we let our own lights shine, we unconsciously give other people permission to do the same. As we are liberated from our own fear, our presence automatically liberates others.
-Coach Carter-from a poem by writer Marianne Williamson

"I catch any of you homos messing with my stuff...I'll kill ya...Any of you homos call me Frances...and I'll kill ya."

Sgt Hulka
"LIGHTEN UP, Frances"

Welcome to Thunderdome, bitch.