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#249193 - 09/27/04 12:45 AM Political Humor 2004
Fraudman CFCI Power Poster Joined: Apr 2004 Posts: 3,189 Land of Steady Habits	There was this new bar in town that everyone was talking about because it had a robot-bartender. A man walks in to see this for himself. He sits at the bar and sure enough, a robot was bartending. The man orders a drink, and the robot asks him what his IQ is. The man replies that his IQ is 150. So the robot begins discussing nuclear physics, hydrogen power cells, and the current state of the global atmosphere. The man is amazed. He has to see how good this robot really is. He leaves the bar and comes right back in and sits at the bar. Again, the robot asks him for his IQ. This time the man replies "100." So the robot discusses football, basketball, and the proper way to grill a steak. The man leaves and comes back in for a third time. This time he tells the robot that his IQ is 50. The robot replies: "So, are you democrats really going to vote for Kerry?"
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#249194 - 09/27/04 12:55 AM Re: Political Humor 2004
Pale Rider 10K Club Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 34,318 under the Lone Star	Oh, oh, I hope you are wearing an asbestos suit come Monday. _________________________ Societies that do not find work in and of itself "pleasing to God and requisite to Man," tend to be highly corrupt.
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#249195 - 09/27/04 01:07 AM Re: Political Humor 2004
TrueBlueBanker Platinum Poster Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 737 Midlands SC	Did not like this one either...it was slightly better than the hurricane comparison!
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#249196 - 09/27/04 04:20 PM Re: Political Humor 2004
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Did not like this one either...it was slightly better than the hurricane comparison! Well, since the political humor is not getting the laughs, how 'bout this: YOU MIGHT BE A REDNECK IF... Your standard of living improves when you go camping. Your prenuptial agreement mentions chickens. You have jacked up your home to look for the dog. You have a relative living in your garage. Your neighbor has asked to borrow a quart of beer. There is a belch on your answering machine greeting. You have rebuilt a carburetor while sitting on the commode. None of the tires on your van are the same size. You hold the hood of your car with your head while you work on it. Your idea of getting lucky is passing the emissions test. Your town put the new garbage truck in the Christmas parade. Your local beauty salon also fixes cars. The doghouse and your living room have the same shag carpet. You've slow danced in the Waffle House. Starting your car involves popping the hood. Your garbage man is confused about what goes and what stays. You whistle at women in church. You actually wear shoes your dog brought home. You've been in a fistfight at a yard sale. You carry a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach the kids in the backseat.
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#249197 - 09/27/04 04:24 PM Re: Political Humor 2004
Anonymous Unregistered	Now this is my kind of humor:
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#249198 - 09/27/04 04:32 PM Re: Political Humor 2004
bam Gold Star Joined: Jun 2004 Posts: 419 Kansas City, Mo	LOL- I needed that on a Monday _________________________ It takes a big dog to weigh a ton
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#249199 - 09/27/04 05:04 PM Re: Political Humor 2004
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Did not like this one either...it was slightly better than the hurricane comparison! REDNECK LOVE POEM SUSIE LEE DONE FELL IN LOVE; SHE PLANNED TO MARRY JOE. SHE WAS SO HAPPY 'BOUT IT ALL SHE TOLD HER PAPPY SO. PAPPY TOLD HER, SUSIE GAL, YOU'LL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER. I'D JUST AS SOON YO' MA DON'T KNOW, BUT JOE IS YO' HALF BROTHER. SO SUSIE PUT ASIDE HER JOE, AND PLANNED TO MARRY WILL, BUT AFTER TELLING PAPPY THIS, HE SAID, "THERE'S TROUBLE STILL. YOU CAN'T MARRY WILL, MY GAL, AND PLEASE DON'T TELL YA MOTHER, BUT WILL AND JOE, AND SEVERAL MO' I KNOW IS YO' HALF BROTHER. BUT MAMA KNEW AND SAID, MY CHILD. JUST DO WHAT MAKES YO' HAPPY. MARRY WILL OR MARRY JOE. YOU AIN'T NO KIN TO PAPPY......
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#249200 - 09/27/04 05:06 PM Re: Political Humor 2004
Anonymous Unregistered	HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT 1. He does not have a BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY. 2. He is not a BAD DANCER - He is OVERLY CAUCASIAN. 3. He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME - He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS. 4. He is not BALDING - He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION. 5. He is not a CRADLE ROBBER - He prefers GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL RELATIONSHIPS 6. He does not get FALLING-DOWN DRUNK - He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL. 7. He does not act like a TOTAL ASS - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION. 8. He is not a MALE CHAUVINIST PIG - He has SWINE EMPATHY. 9. He is not afraid of COMMITMENT - He is MONOGAMOUSLY CHALLENGED 10. He is not HORNY - He is SEXUALLY FOCUSED !!
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#249201 - 09/27/04 06:43 PM Re: Political Humor 2004
Clown Boy Power Poster Joined: Sep 2004 Posts: 3,934 here and there	So would that make me a swine empathy with a bad case of rectal-cranial inverson who is sexually focused?? _________________________ I am the ringmaster of my domain!
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#249202 - 09/27/04 09:42 PM Re: Political Humor 2004
Carly Girl Power Poster Joined: Aug 2004 Posts: 3,778 TEXAS	I like the carburetor and the commode. Now that's killing two birds with one stone!! _________________________
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#249203 - 09/28/04 01:58 PM Re: Political Humor 2004
Fork Ate Spoon Diamond Poster Joined: Aug 2003 Posts: 2,261 Between Here and There	Here's some more political humor Taken from another forum I frequent.
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