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#275742 - 11/17/04 03:37 AM Wednesday Joke
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One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White
> >House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been
> >sitting on a park bench. He spoke to the Marine
> >standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and
> >meet with President Kerry."
> >
> >The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President
> >and doesn't reside here."
> >
> >The old man said, "Okay," and walked away.
> >
> >The following day, the same man approached the White
> >House and said to the Marine, "I would like to go in
> >and meet with President Kerry."
> >The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said
> >yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not the! President and doesn't
> >reside here." The man thanked him, and again walked away.
> >
> >The third day, the same man approached the White House
> >and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would
> >like to go in and meet with President Kerry."
> >
> >The Marine, understandably agitated at this point,
> >looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third
> >day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr.
> >Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not
> >the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"
> >The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it!"
> >
> >The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said,
> >"See you tomorrow and GOD BLESS AMERICA"

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#275743 - 11/17/04 02:35 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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LOL That's good no matter who lost the election!

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#275744 - 11/17/04 08:57 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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This is why I'm leaving the county permanently... Evolve people! ((oops, I forgot which forum this is. None of you really work for a living anyways)) Ta ta!

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#275745 - 11/17/04 08:58 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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Come on, if Kerry had won the election and they said the same thing about Bush you'd laugh!

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#275746 - 11/17/04 09:06 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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This is why I'm leaving the county permanently




so, which COUNTY are you moving to. Most people who were upset said they were leavinbg the COUNTRY. However,being a democrat, you are probably living on welfare and public assistance and can only go as far as public transportation will take you. Good luck in your new COUNTY.
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#275747 - 11/17/04 09:38 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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good one happy- I thought anon posted the joke - now anon wants to leave the county.

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#275748 - 11/17/04 10:16 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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To all of these people who plan to leave the country I say fine, just don't come crying to the U.S. for support of any kind when natural disaster, terrorism or famine strike your country...

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#275749 - 11/17/04 10:26 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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He's not leaving the country, just the COUNTY! None of the famous people who said they would move if Bush won has left either.

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#275750 - 11/17/04 10:30 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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State of confusion
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This is why I'm leaving the county permanently... Evolve people!




TOO FUNNY!!! I don't know which county they live in but neighboring counties better evolve quick before they get there!
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#275751 - 11/18/04 12:38 AM Re: Wednesday Joke
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This is why I'm leaving the county permanently... Evolve people! (Oops, I forgot which forum this is. None of you really work for a living anyways) Ta ta!




I don't know which is funnier - that anon is in the cooler reading a joke and posting a reply but accusing everyone else in the cooler of not working OR that anon makes a jacka$$ comment and threatens to leave. Does s/he expect us to beg them to stay?

Buh bye goneanon and please don't come to my county!

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#275752 - 11/18/04 12:59 AM Re: Wednesday Joke
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
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and please don't come to my county




We're safe here in the bayou state, we have Parishes.
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#275753 - 11/18/04 04:38 AM Re: Wednesday Joke
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This is why I'm leaving the county permanently




so, which COUNTY are you moving to. Most people who were upset said they were leavinbg the COUNTRY. However,being a democrat, you are probably living on welfare and public assistance and can only go as far as public transportation will take you. Good luck in your new COUNTY.




For once Happy...I thought you were right to knock this anon around a little. You should have stopped there. Making a comment that every Democrat is on welfare and public assistance is stretching it way to much even for you.

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#275754 - 11/18/04 02:40 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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and please don't come to my county




We're safe here in the bayou state, we have Parishes.




According to the US Census Bureau, your Parishes are County Equivalents, and I don't think the Goneanon is smart enough to know the difference, you aren't safe!

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#275755 - 11/18/04 05:00 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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Whoo ha ha! That's some FUNNY stuff. I've never laughed so hard in my life. (it WAS kinda cruel about the Democrats though) Suppose this ANON goes to another county or country or whatever... I say the grass is always greener. Besides, it's only four years... how bad could it get even if Bushie DOES do a cruddy job? Seriously, that's what makes this country so great. If ol' Bush screws up real bad, we can impeach him. Done. I say that ANON can go ahead and go, good riddence. If this person really is leaving the country I'd like to know where... Probably Iraq so they can help out with the insurgents!

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#275756 - 11/18/04 05:58 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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#275757 - 11/18/04 06:24 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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ahem, going anonymous for a moment. I cannot stand by and watch the Democratic Party being slandered like this. It is quite a shame that in this day and age, especially with the type of people who frequent this forum that such a childish berrating can occur. Happygilmore should at least apologize for behavior like that. We're adults here, lets act like it!

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#275758 - 11/18/04 08:01 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
my goodness my goodness, how our feathers get ruffled. In case you don't get it, it was meant as humor. I know that all democrats are not on welfare and public assistance. The whole thing was a joke. I know he meant country, but mispelled and put county. That's what made it so funny, that he was so incensed yet he was only moving a few miles. You guys really need to lighten up.
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#275759 - 11/18/04 08:26 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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Hey happy,
I knew it was a joke, no offence taken. I myself have often thought about moving to a different county, But I think that the welfare laws are the same all over the state....
That and filling out a change of address form at the food stamp office is so time consuming and I don't think that I have enough time because I am suing a knife company because they never disclosed that I could cut myself with their products. Then there are the pro-choice rallies that I just can't miss.
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#275760 - 11/18/04 08:27 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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Happy.. I love you. You are forgiven. Bless you my child.

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#275761 - 11/18/04 09:14 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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In case you don't get it, it was meant as humor.



Quote:

The whole thing was a joke.




You should know by now that you can't tell a joke here without someone ridiculing you for it, which is why you rarely see any on the board.

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#275762 - 11/18/04 09:20 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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mmm. Good point! Cool signature by the way. I think some people have to start with others because they feel empty inside. No matter what you say to them they keep picking and prodding. Of course, we all do that at one point or another. None of us can say we've never flamed someone just a little.

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#275763 - 11/18/04 09:25 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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Pulling people out of the ditc...
from now on, I will preface all jokes with a diclaimer that it is humor...
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#275764 - 11/18/04 09:36 PM Re: Wednesday Joke
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from now on, I will preface all jokes with a diclaimer that it is humor...




Won't help, it already said "joke".

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