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#318332 - 02/18/05 06:08 PM
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Dan, keep posting jokes, I almost always need a laugh and have learned to laugh at myself a long time ago. Too bad others haven't.
By the way BOLers, no one can "offend" you unless you allow it to "offend" you!!! The responsibility is "yours" not "theirs".
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#318333 - 02/18/05 06:17 PM
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bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt. ::lands on watercooler::
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#318334 - 02/18/05 06:25 PM
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LadyLuck, where are you??? There is an annoying bug on the watercooler.
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#318335 - 02/18/05 06:33 PM
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Swwwaaaattt!
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#318336 - 02/18/05 06:34 PM
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Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz... ::fly starts buzzing around cooler making snide remarks as it goes::
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#318338 - 02/18/05 06:41 PM
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I personally think if you have issues with jokes like that, you have no business being in the cooler. We touch on all subjects here and occasionally something might be said that offends you, but let it go. IT'S A JOKE! If I got ticked off everytime someone made a Polish I would have been a mess my whole life. Just chill. Keep Joking Dan!!!!!
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#318339 - 02/18/05 06:44 PM
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Swwwaaaattt!
Next time, not so hard please - those red spots on the inside of my screen are hard to get off! 
So is that fish smell that looks like its all over your beach whale body. It appears that BOL registered posters are generally biased, white people. Like a bunch of storm troopers gathering around to pick on American Indians. First, it's the Indians and next will be the anons.
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#318341 - 02/18/05 07:10 PM
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Sorry, my virtual fly swatter and I went out to lunch. But I'm back now and ready to start swatting. I thought I killed that anon fly! They just keep popping up like ... well, flies. Take this anon ..... (SWATTTT ---SPLAATTTT!!!). I can do this all day! 
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#318342 - 02/18/05 07:12 PM
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#318344 - 02/18/05 07:17 PM
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You go Dan the man! Hip Hip Hooray!!!!! 
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#318346 - 02/18/05 07:19 PM
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Darnit I missed it! That'll teach me to go to lunch
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#318348 - 02/18/05 07:29 PM
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Darnit I missed it! That'll teach me to go to lunch
You didn't miss anything, I just lost my cool for a moment. 
I wouldn't say you lost your cool Dan...maybe just got fed up with all the anon BS flying around! I thought what you said was right on the mark!! Have a great weekend and keep smiling!! WHAT A TRIBUTE FOR SO MANY BOLERS TO CHANGE THEIR AVITARS....YOU ARE MAN WITH MANY REGISTERED FRIENDS!!!!!
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#318349 - 02/18/05 07:33 PM
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bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzt ::fly lands on cooler again:: (I'm not making fun of you Dan, just those d**m other anons that cause trouble.  ))
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#318350 - 02/18/05 08:27 PM
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Dan needs no defense.
This is an absoloute cop-out from an obvious psuedo-intellectual who wants to use this as a leveraging opportunity to gain acceptability with the half-wits. This is so phony and patronizing. A person with backbone, particularly a self-reported judicial officer (presumably a member of a bar), would seemingly be able to distnguish between good taste versus poor judgement. The original joke was a demonstration of poor judgement, Dan has rightfully removed it, and we move on. But to say, Dan needs no defense is simply being a pathetic kiss-butt. What are you... a public defender?
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#318351 - 02/18/05 08:30 PM
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I missed it again too! A day late and a dollar short as usual....
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#318352 - 02/18/05 08:33 PM
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4635 useless posts of frivolous self-serving jibber-jabber
Edited by -Zenith- 02/18-05 3:34:23:01 p.m. EST
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#318353 - 02/18/05 08:37 PM
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Dan needs no defense.
This is an absoloute cop-out from an obvious psuedo-intellectual who wants to use this as a leveraging opportunity to gain acceptability with the half-wits. This is so phony and patronizing. A person with backbone, particularly a self-reported judicial officer (presumably a member of a bar), would seemingly be able to distnguish between good taste versus poor judgement. The original joke was a demonstration of poor judgement, Dan has rightfully removed it, and we move on. But to say, Dan needs no defense is simply being a pathetic kiss-butt. What are you... a public defender?
Another thread that is beganning to look like it has a lot of "P" all over it!! Is that your plan to cause discention among the bolers because you cannot play anymore  ....shoooo "P".....go away....
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#318354 - 02/18/05 08:39 PM
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A Catholic, an Atheist and a Jew all died and were waiting at the Pearly Gates. St. Pete informed them that there was only room for one of them. He said, "my pearly gate is in need of repair - whoever gives me the best bid to fix the gates can get in.". The Atheist said "$9,000 - $3,000 for parts, $3000 for labor, and $3000 for profit." The Catholic said "$19,000". St. Pete said "why so much more?". The catholic said "$3,000 for parts, $3000 for labor,$3000 for profit and $10,000 for catholic charities." St. Pete said "well, that's nice, but it is $10,000 more". Finally, the Jew steps up and says "$29,000!" St. Pete said "$29,000! What's that for?" The Jew said "$10,000 for me, $10,000 for you, and $9,000 to the Atheist to fix the gates".
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