*** snort *** Too funny!
Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
My computer done crashed,
An' lost all the reports that were due three days before.
You better not to try to stand in my way,
As I'm a walkin' out the door.
Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
I've been workin' in this bank,
For nigh on fifteen years.
All this time, I watched my savings,
Get deeper in arrears.
An I've seen a lot of good bankers die,
'Cause of meetings every day.
I'd give the shirt right off of my back,
If I had the guts to say.
Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
My assistant done left,
An' a new one the budget ain't gonna provide for.
You better not to try to stand in my way,
As I'm a walkin' out the door.
Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
Well, that CEO, he's a regular dog,
The President he's a fool.
Got a brand new Porsche 911;
Lord, he thinks he's cool.
One of these days, I'm gonna blow my top,
And sucker, he's gonna pay
Lord, I can't wait to see their faces,
When I get the nerve to say:
Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.
My reports are late,
An' the regs changed again - thanks to them regulators.
You better not to try to stand in my way,
As I'm a walkin' out the door.
Take this job and shove it,
I ain't workin' here no more.