It's clear that virtually everyone that posts to BOL is not a banker, they are just worker bees that happen to have an an "at will" job in banking.

Do you actually think of yourself as a banker? Do you tell your friends that you are a banker? That would be not be telling the truth, right?

Here's the truth:
Real bankers don't post to BOL. But, they do allow bank worker bees to post. Live with it.

Anon, please BEE kind to us.

Hey, I am a teller, not a banker. And I would never consider myself a worker bee, more like a regular bee.

Some of us are QUEEN BEES.

I guess we need those tots!

If anyone remembers back to when Saturday Night Live had the bees...anonymous is buzzing off, anonymous is buzzing off!

Happy, you're showing your age!

and you're right

I am actually a wife, and a mom, and a friend and a daughter. I work in a bank.

Time for recipe's folks. P is trying too hard


Alternate Old Ale
Brewed 1/8/88
Bottled 2/6/88
Size 10 Gallons

2 cans Munton and Fison unhopped dark extract
4 cans Brewmaster light unhopped extract
~10 oz cluster hop pellets (boil)
~2 oz cluster hop pellets (finish)
2 packs unknown yeast (pitched immediately)
1.5 cup corn sugar (bottling)

OG1 1.070 @ 91 deg F
OG2 1.057 @ 86 deg F
FG1 1.020 @ 65 deg F
FG2 1.024 @ 65 deg F

comments: Not-not old ale, very good indeed.

Roach Bug Milk:

~ 1 Part American Roach Bugs
~ 4 Parts water

Soak dried American Roach Bugs over night in water. Pour off water, and blend. Flavoring may be added to water before soaking. For a delicious smoothie add ice cream or frozen fruit & pure maple syrup.

Once again, Dawnie is true to form - always thinking food.

So, why not put together a pilot for "Fat Banker" as the Like your twice has done in the acting world? I'll help you out with a theme song (think fun, fun, fun [beach boys] only ton, ton, ton in your case):

well, she got her fat and lard
cause its true, she's a hamburger fan, now
seems she's distraught and pigged out and made merry
at the white castle stand, now
and with her jeans buttons blastin'
starts chewin' just as fast as she can, now

and she'll eat tons tons tons
till she's fatter than a teen girl should weigh
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh)

well, the boys can't stand her
cause her bod is so wide in the waist, now
(she's wide in the waist, now...she's wide in the waist)
her weight is nearly five-hundred
looks like she's been out feedin' her face, now
(she's feedin' her face, now...she's feedin' her face)
a lotta fries wiped in ketchup
and she eats them at a startlin' pace, now
(a startlin' pace, now...a startlin' pace)

and she'll eat tons tons tons
till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh)

well, she knew all along
that the fat would make her thighs go zoom, now
(they're double in size, now...they're double in size)
and since she's got that cottage cheese
she's been thinkin' that her buns will mushroom, now
(she shouldn't have pie, now...she shouldn't have pie)
but she won't live too long, you see
cause she's got a gut about to boom, now
(there's trouble inside, now...there's trouble inside)

and she'll eat tons tons tons
till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh)
and she'll eat tons tons tons
till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee
should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh)
(tons tons tons, till she's fatter than a bank worker bee should weigh)
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Assisted by Alvin Rhodes.

Bee Larvae:

Remove the bee hive or nest from the tree and boil it. Remove larvae from the comb and dry them. Fry them with a little salt and eat or dry again if desired. You do not need to add oil when frying.

Sorry Dawnie....I'll be good.

The Perfect Beer

1 12 ounce can/bottle of Coors Light
1 Frosted Mug

Take the frosted mug and fill with the Coors Light. Drink and Enjoy!!

Repeat as needed.

One for you Beagle as I'm sure that you are in the same shape (think "You Got Another Thing Coming" Judas Priest)
.

"You Got Another Chin Coming"

Pile o' food - I'm gonna stack it up
You nick it all, you're gonna snack it up
Stand tall? You're young and kinda round
Look like a space-hopper when you're lying on the ground

If you see some food around, I know you're gonna try it
You're thinking like a fool, cause it's a case of do or diet
You say you're slimming down, well I'm gonna eat my hat
You're more than just a little bit fat
You've got another chin coming

You've got another chin coming

That's right, here's where the diet begins
We're cutting down on your - twenty-seven chins
I know it's hard watching what you eat
And I've watched you eating bread and fat and meat

If you think I'll sit around while you suck up my food
Listen, I ain't fooling, and you'd better listen good
You know you told me that you would emaciate
You haven't even lost any weight
You've got another chin coming

You've got another chin coming
You've got another chin coming

Abstinence you promised me, I might have known you'd cheat, sir
What'd I see when I came in: a leaning tower of PIZZA

While it's hot, so hungry I could eat a horse
There just ain't room for a second course
Not strong - is it insecurity
Eating mash, you're aiming for infinity, Yeah

If you think I'll sit around and watch my lunch go by
Well, I can see you drool, cause it's a crate of apple pie
If you don't look, you won't see me tucking in
You can have some when you're thin
You've got another chin coming

You've got another chin coming
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Assistance from Phil Alexander

Ok Fella Queen bees, gather your workers and drones and lets all sting the P at once. Maybe he will go into shock and swell up and sufficate.

If I really weighed 300lbs I'd fly to his home state and squish the little pipsqueak flat Alas, I'll have to work on that

However, if all we Queens got together and ignored the pesky little fly, maybe the rest of the hive would follow suit. If left unfed, it will die.