As for classics, I will never tire of watching Dick Van Dyke reruns.

Also, a show I have gotten hooked on all over again since I have been getting up very early with the kids is "Coach" - what a great show!

All the family where Archie Bunker thinks he is talking to god and a black guy rescues him from his celler - "I didn't know you were......

A couple that are funny and heart-wrenching:

MASH-the final episode where Colonel Potter was about to mount his horse and he says "I remember when you dropped Winchester's drawers in the OR. I had to pretend to be mad at you but inside, I was laughing to beat all hell"

MASH-when Radar is leaving and takes one last look at the OR through the window and Hawkeye salutes him.

Taxi-when Jim is taking his driver's test and looks at Bobby and asks:

Jim - "What does the yellow light mean?"
Bobby - "Slow down."
Jim - "OK; w h a t ... d o e s.... t h e...... y e l l o w ..... l i g h t ...... m e a n????"

Married With Children (my all-time favorite)

Peg - "Hi honey, did you miss me?"
Al - "With each and every bullet dear!"

Al at the shoe store and a rather large lady comes in.

Lady - "I want to return these shoes. They came apart at the seams and these are as useful to me as a comb is to you."
Al - "Well Miss, like any elevator, there is a two-ton weight limit on these shoes."
Lady - "Well I never.."
Al - "Tell you what you do. Why don't you nail the soles of these shoes to the bottom of your feet. That way you can get some traction while you're pulling that ice wagon."

All in the Family when Cleavon Little and Demond Wilson break into the Bunker's house:

Little - "Man, when I was a kid, all five of us slept in one bed."
Wilson - "You had a bed? When I was little, my father..."
Little - "You had a father?" Laughter ensues.
Edith - "How can you laugh with all that misery?"
Little - "Practice, lady. Practice."

The Original Saturday Night Live (although not technically a sitcom):

Garrett Morris playing the little sick boy with John Belushi as Babe Ruth, promising to hit a home run for him if he gets well. While listening to the game on the radio, Morris lapses into a coma when the Babe flies out to deep right field. I still remember Bill Murry as the radio announcer - "Its way back. It's, it's, it's caught at the wall!""

Also the job interview bit between Richard Pryor and Chevy Chase.

Oooh, if you're going to include SNL, you must include the following....

"Landshark!"
"Jane, you ignorant sl*t."
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"Buh-bye"

Rosanne Rosannadana
Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger
But Noooooo!

Weekend Update!

The Church Lady.

Wendell and Wanda Whinnnnnnnnerrrrrrrrrrr

Well, isn't that Special

The Seinfeld episode where George pretended to be an Oceanographer. Although there were so many good ones, has to be the best sitcom evey in my book.

The Simpson's episose, "The Flaming Mo."

"Head Wound Harry"

If SNL is included then I have to bring up Fire Marshall Bill from In Living Color.

From SNL, Gilda Radner as the spastic little girl, and Mr. Robinsons Neighborhood.

Lots of chuckles here...I was a big Cheers fan in the beginning and "Coach" was my favorite. I loved the bit where he had named all of the glasses in the bar. He could tell them all apart except for "the Johnson twins."

There was also the one where Norm came in, got his famous greeting and Sam said, "How's life been treating you?" Norm replied, "Like he just caught me in bed with his wife."

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this...

"Well you see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo and when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive drinking of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

Hello. My name is Larry, this is my brother Darrell and my other brother Darrell. - Bob Newhart Show
P.W.

I enjoy watching the George Lopez show. The one-liners between George and his mom are hilarious. One of my favorits was when George walked in on his mother in the shower (he thought it was his wife). He backs out of the bathroom with this shocked look on his face and says something like "I just saw Gorillas in the Mist".

"To my brother, I leave nothing. He's been sort of an all or nothing kinda guy. So, since he can't have it all, he gets nothing."

"Therefore, I leave all my worldly posessions to the Hari Chrishnas, provided they stay out of the airports!"

-Pat O'Brien giving his videotaped last will and testament in an episode of WKRP in Cincinnati-

Seinfeld when George gives the speach about rescuing the beached whale and pulls a golf ball out of his jacket. "Hole in one."

Friends when Ross is trying to put his leather pants on.

Scrubs is my current favorite show and I love whenever Ted's band performs, whenever The Todd high-fives someone and whenever Doctors Cox and Kelso open their mouths. Not sure about a single great moment for the show as there are two many to choose from.

The Friends episode where the boys and girls compete in a triva game and the boys win the girls' apartment.

The Friends episode where Joey and Chandler refuse to get out of their new recliners.

The Friends scene when Monica reveals what happened when she was stung by a jelly fish.

The "Twix Lineup" in Seinfeld.

Seinfeld where George and Jerry have the menage-a-trois conversation.

Seinfeld when George meets with his "crew" who are helping him move the Frogger machine.

Scrubs is awesome...a VERY creative team there. Every character is great.

Totally agreee!! Scrubs has just amazed me at times - and for a sitcom, that is something!! The writers are just fantastic!! I've started calling med by ladies names when they deserve it. My little piece of joy for the day.

Master Shake here. My favorite sit-com moment would have to be from Aqua Teen Hunger Force where meatwad writes all over Carl's house (meatwas UNPLUGGED, no buns allowed) and then when Carl calls Meatwad he has know idea what Carl is talking about. hehehe that makes me laugh every time.

I could watch Friends over and over. I still laugh at all the re-runs. One of the funniest is when Ross goes in for the spray on tan.