One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked
about his bill and the barber replies: I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from
you; I'm doing community service this week. The florist is pleased and
leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank
you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week. The cop is happy and leaves the shop. Next
morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill
the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm
doing community service this week. The Republican is very happy and leaves
the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to open, there i s a thank you
card and a dozen different books such as "How To Improve Your Business and
Becoming More Successful.

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week. The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.
Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats
lined up waiting for free haircuts

LOL

Yeup, those darn democrats are always looking for a good deal while the republicans are always looking for ways to get your money.

In my experience it is democrats who are always trying to get my money

Well in my experience, everyone is always trying to get my money, Democrats and Republicans alike...

Heard this before, but the Democrat (the 3rd character) was a lawyer. Much funnier. (with apologies to Mary Beth, Lucy, Z, Howard and other BOL participants.