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#354013 - 05/02/05 02:48 PM
Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Women are like motor oil. you should change them every three months or three thousand miles. (I'm gonna get destroyed for saying that, but maybe it'll get some laughs too!)
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#354014 - 05/02/05 02:50 PM
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They're also like cars. The more exotic they look the more maintenance and money you'll need. Get a reliable car that no one will steal and you'll be happy for life...
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#354015 - 05/02/05 02:55 PM
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I've been stomping the $%#% out of mine for some time now, and I'm getting tired... When do I get my results?
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#354017 - 05/02/05 03:21 PM
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The guards won't tell me.
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#354019 - 05/02/05 08:52 PM
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Joined: Oct 2004
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Well maybe if women fixed themselves up every once in a while and took care of themselves, men wouldn't need all of these drugs!
(Figured I'd be crucified right next to An0n)
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#354027 - 05/03/05 01:12 PM
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well... not really but...
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#354028 - 05/03/05 04:18 PM
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Joined: Nov 2004
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New Mexico
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#354029 - 05/03/05 04:46 PM
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Joined: May 2004
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Way, way south.
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OK, one of the meanest bumper stickers I have seen:
Men age like wine, women age like milk.
<ducks for cover and runs out of the room......>
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#354031 - 05/03/05 05:56 PM
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Most of you aren't wired for 2-20!
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#354032 - 05/03/05 05:58 PM
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Doesn't seem to stop us though does it?
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#354033 - 05/03/05 06:01 PM
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Heck, most of you can't even handle one 40!
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#354034 - 05/03/05 06:06 PM
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Joined: Mar 2005
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One 40 is easy. That's only 2x per year, at most.
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