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#354010 - 04/30/05 06:54 PM Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just take the rotten apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy.......The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who's brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men.... Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to stomp the shi# out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.
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#354011 - 04/30/05 06:57 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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LOL Bonnie. Pretty rough but hysterical nonetheless...
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#354012 - 05/02/05 02:39 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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#354013 - 05/02/05 02:48 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Women are like motor oil. you should change them every three months or three thousand miles. (I'm gonna get destroyed for saying that, but maybe it'll get some laughs too!)

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#354014 - 05/02/05 02:50 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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They're also like cars. The more exotic they look the more maintenance and money you'll need. Get a reliable car that no one will steal and you'll be happy for life...
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#354015 - 05/02/05 02:55 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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I've been stomping the $%#% out of mine for some time now, and I'm getting tired... When do I get my results?

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#354016 - 05/02/05 03:04 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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An0n... bad An0n.
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#354017 - 05/02/05 03:21 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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The guards won't tell me.
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#354018 - 05/02/05 08:17 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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After watching all of the ads on evening television, women have far more maladies than men. One in three suffers from incontinence, others get osteoporosis, have gas and bloating after eating (so much for that dinner, have arthritis or a host of other medical problems.

On the other hand, there seem to be three primary ads directed towrd males. These are for temporary relief of ED. I think I would prefer having gas.

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#354019 - 05/02/05 08:52 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Well maybe if women fixed themselves up every once in a while and took care of themselves, men wouldn't need all of these drugs!

(Figured I'd be crucified right next to An0n)
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#354020 - 05/02/05 09:03 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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In reference to the ones that need all that maintenance and money. does that mean you should drive the car your mechanic drives? Can't that be dangerous?
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#354021 - 05/02/05 09:05 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Depends on how friendly your mechanic is. Also, if you can find a similar model (like a sister) you can not only find reliability, but you can get your car fixed for free too!

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#354022 - 05/03/05 01:02 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Ohhhhh....
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#354023 - 05/03/05 01:04 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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The guards won't tell me.
I'm such a bad person...

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#354024 - 05/03/05 01:06 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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I'm such a bad person...




And you gloat about it, too.
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#354025 - 05/03/05 01:08 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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The guards won't tell me.
Hmm.... I must be a guy. ... Yep, I'm a guy!

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#354026 - 05/03/05 01:11 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Hmm.... I must be a guy. ... Yep, I'm a guy!




You had to check???
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#354027 - 05/03/05 01:12 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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The guards won't tell me.
well... not really but...
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#354028 - 05/03/05 04:18 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Quote:

Quote:

Hmm.... I must be a guy. ... Yep, I'm a guy!




You had to check???



LOL, DQ... That's why I like you. You state the obvious..
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#354029 - 05/03/05 04:46 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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OK, one of the meanest bumper stickers I have seen:

Men age like wine, women age like milk.

<ducks for cover and runs out of the room......>
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#354030 - 05/03/05 05:51 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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When the woman turns 40, trade her in for 2 20's
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#354031 - 05/03/05 05:56 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Most of you aren't wired for 2-20!

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#354032 - 05/03/05 05:58 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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The guards won't tell me.
Doesn't seem to stop us though does it?
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#354033 - 05/03/05 06:01 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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Heck, most of you can't even handle one 40!

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#354034 - 05/03/05 06:06 PM Re: Women and Men - Apples & Wine
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One 40 is easy. That's only 2x per year, at most.
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