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#355775 - 05/05/05 01:43 PM The Donkey Auction
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A city boy, Kenny, moved to the country and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the donkey died."

Kenny replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Kenny said, "OK then, just unload the donkey."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Kenny, "I'm going to raffle him off."

Farmer, " You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"

Kenny, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he is dead."

A month later the farmer met up with Kenny and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"

Kenny, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a piece and made a profit of $898.00."

Farmer, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Kenny, " Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Kenny grew up and eventually became the chairman of Enron
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#355776 - 05/05/05 02:06 PM Re: The Donkey Auction
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ROLMAO!!!
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#355777 - 05/05/05 02:16 PM Re: The Donkey Auction
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Running and riding everywhere ...
LOL!
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#355778 - 05/05/05 02:36 PM Re: The Donkey Auction
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Nice!!!! - thanks DQ!
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#355779 - 05/05/05 03:11 PM Re: The Donkey Auction
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#355780 - 05/05/05 03:48 PM Re: The Donkey Auction
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DQ, those were good! The first was funny, the second, a good lession in life. Thanks.
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