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#357334 - 05/10/05 02:26 PM Re: Customer's Clothing Malfunction?
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Until the day I retired, she never wore a dress to meet me again.




Not even for the morale of the troops? Where is her patriotism?
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#357335 - 05/10/05 04:17 PM Re: Customer's Clothing Malfunction?
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I wonder if it was REALLY a malfuntion or if he truly wanted someone to see and notice "it," then pretend to be embarrassed....




I had this happen to me in college. Reported it to the police, turned out the guy had a long history of this kind of activity. Creepy ....
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#357336 - 05/10/05 04:28 PM Re: Customer's Clothing Malfunction?
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It's not a skirt, it's a KILT.


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And, as everyone knows, no real man wears anything under his kilt!





They do too! They wear socks and shoes




Under the kilt? I can't even begin to describe the image I have in my head now.
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#357337 - 05/10/05 04:34 PM Re: Customer's Clothing Malfunction?
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The guards won't tell me.
Actually, if you ask a Scottsman what he wears under his kilt, he'll smile and say "Your girlfiend's lipstick."
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#357338 - 05/10/05 04:54 PM Re: Customer's Clothing Malfunction?
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Actually, if you ask a Scottsman what he wears under his kilt, he'll smile and say "Your girlfiend's lipstick."


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#357339 - 05/10/05 04:59 PM Re: Customer's Clothing Malfunction?
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Get this one. We were displaying works of art at our bank for some local group (I can't remember what it was). These were life size dipictions of normal life, ie. a man on a Harley (real Harley). The most "popular" one was a small camper (older style)with the wife coming our of the door and the husband sitting in a lawn chair. Remember these are life size sculptures. The husband was sitting with his legs spread. Now you get the picture. Our Marketing VP has a picture of the display in his office as a reminder to always preview these items.

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