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#364757 - 05/27/05 03:37 PM
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What is happening to bankers? UNION BEACH, N.J. -- An off-duty police officer out for a jog fought off a sexual assault from a naked man who jumped out of the woods wearing only a condom, police said. John Dee Kelly, 39, of Jersey City, surrendered to Union Beach police Thursday, eight days after authorities issued a warrant for his arrest on charges of attempted sexual assault and lewdness. Authorities said he works as a vice president for Chase in New York. WNBC
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#364758 - 05/27/05 03:38 PM
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Kind of appropriate that he works for CHASE.
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#364759 - 05/27/05 03:55 PM
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Well, P .. uh, X .... uh, Paragon .... uh, Ray .... or is it John? Anyway, whatever name you go by these days, I knew you would be caught someday.  I hope they lock you up and throw away the key. 
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#364762 - 05/27/05 06:40 PM
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I bet the guy didn't have good ASSets.
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#364763 - 05/27/05 07:12 PM
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Maybe he didn't get the kind of "raise" he was looking for at work.
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#364764 - 05/27/05 07:32 PM
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You guys are hilarious.
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#364765 - 05/27/05 07:36 PM
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Now I know why the Brits call it "twig and berries"...
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#364766 - 05/27/05 07:49 PM
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At least as a banker he was going to be smart enough to practice "safe" sex!
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#364767 - 05/27/05 08:03 PM
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Maybe Chase was trying to "downsize" him and all he wanted was "upward" movement.
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#364768 - 05/27/05 08:05 PM
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Now he's at the mercy of the penal system.
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#364770 - 05/27/05 08:11 PM
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Wonder how his "staff" is taking the news.
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#364771 - 05/27/05 08:15 PM
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Probably tired of people Poking fun at them.
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#364773 - 05/27/05 08:21 PM
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Wonder how his "staff" is taking the news.
I bet they are all just trying to cover their heads.
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#364774 - 05/27/05 08:21 PM
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#364775 - 05/27/05 08:24 PM
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Keeping a "Stiff" upper lip!!
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#364776 - 05/27/05 08:25 PM
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This was taking "full disclosure" a little too far, don't you think?
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#364777 - 05/27/05 08:28 PM
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I guess he needs to update his "Privacy Disclosures".
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#364778 - 05/27/05 08:28 PM
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Do you think he will be the topic of conversation at the next company ball?
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#364779 - 05/27/05 08:30 PM
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I just don't get why he was naked wearing a condom. You have to be a "certain way" to get those to stay on.(if you know what I mean) Right? Was he with someone or by himself? And if he was by him self, why did he need one? And if he was with someone, where were they during all this? I know so many questions. I don't have access to the article here at work.
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#364780 - 05/27/05 08:31 PM
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This was taking "full disclosure" a little too far, don't you think?
At least he was well protected.
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#364781 - 05/27/05 08:36 PM
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He must have been in the BSA area, the condom shows his first priority was to " reduce risk "
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