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#391200 - 07/25/05 10:27 PM French Terrorist Alert
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Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

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#391201 - 07/25/05 10:39 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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I thought "pi$$ yourself" was right after "Hide"...
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#391202 - 07/26/05 01:26 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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No, "pi$$ yourself" is right before "check your undershorts"

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#391203 - 07/26/05 10:10 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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Jacques Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.




This is so funny, no matter how many times I read it.

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#391204 - 07/27/05 12:11 AM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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This is so funny, no matter how many times I read it.




You must be easily amused.

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#391205 - 07/27/05 02:08 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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This is so funny, no matter how many times I read it.




You must be easily amused.




Not necessarily, but this is so close to true it's scary.

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#391206 - 07/27/05 02:48 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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No it isn't. The French are brave and noble people. They don't deserve all this derision. And if it's "scary" to you, how can it also be "amusing"?

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#391207 - 07/27/05 02:54 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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No it isn't. The French are brave and noble people. They don't deserve all this derision. And if it's "scary" to you, how can it also be "amusing"?




you scare me with posts such as this, yet I find you amusing

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#391208 - 07/27/05 03:13 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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Well, I do what I can. Glad I could lighten your day.

Boo!

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#391209 - 07/27/05 03:40 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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No it isn't. The French are brave and noble people. ....



You are being ironic, ... aren't you?

To get caught out once, being invaded by a neighboring country, and have to rely on your friends to liberate your country once is barely excusable, but to have it happen twice in thirty years demonstrates both a lack of bravery and any right to being described as "noble".
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#391210 - 07/27/05 05:08 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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Aren't pompous and canard French words?

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#391211 - 07/27/05 05:14 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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For Sale: French army rifles. Cheap. Never been fired, only dropped once.

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#391212 - 07/27/05 05:25 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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No it isn't. The French are brave and noble people. ....



You are being ironic, ... aren't you?

To get caught out once, being invaded by a neighboring country, and have to rely on your friends to liberate your country once is barely excusable, but to have it happen twice in thirty years demonstrates both a lack of bravery and any right to being described as "noble".



Just like those cowardly Kuwaiti's in the first gulf war? Hate them for arrogance but don't despise them because they didn't "stand by our man" It turns out they were right on that issue.

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#391213 - 07/27/05 05:59 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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..... It turns out they were right on that issue.



Sorry, but I don't recall the French ever having been right about anything!
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#391214 - 07/27/05 06:01 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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Sorry, but I don't recall the French ever having been right about anything!




But they sure do know how to fry a potato...
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#391215 - 07/27/05 06:31 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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No it isn't. The French are brave and noble people. They don't deserve all this derision. And if it's "scary" to you, how can it also be "amusing"?




A brave and noble people? I disagree. A pompous and cowardly people who bow to terrorism, depend on other nations of the world to save their butts in every major war, and yet they STILL think their poop doesn't stink.

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#391216 - 07/27/05 08:24 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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They are all those things Bengals Fan but I don't believe they bow to terrorism.

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#391217 - 07/28/05 01:07 AM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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No, they do not bow, they colaborate! It is all about making a profit. That is why they, Germany and Russia never agreed to the UN resolutions.

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#391218 - 07/28/05 03:33 AM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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Can you explain then why there are French troops in Afghanistan helping to fight terrorism? Or are you going to try to deny that?

This information is from November 2004:

1,800 French troops make France the second largest partner of the United States in Afghanistan after Germany. French contributions include troops deployed through the International Security and Assistance Force (950, 10.5% of ISAF), training of the Afghan national army, Operation Enduring Freedom on the ground (special forces), at sea (2 frigates, 1 tanker, and 1 Maritime Patrol Aircraft), and in the air (2 transport aircraft, 3 reconnaissance jet fighters and 1 tanker)
See:
http://www.un.int/france/documents_anglais/041022_armee_facts_sheet.htm

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#391219 - 07/28/05 06:34 AM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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No, they do not bow, they colaborate! It is all about making a profit. That is why they, Germany and Russia never agreed to the UN resolutions.



At your current pace Fraudman everyone but you is going to end up collaborating with terrorism in your mind pretty soon. I bet by now your starting to eyeball your wife wondering what she's hiding from you.
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#391220 - 07/28/05 07:01 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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Can you explain then why there are French troops in Afghanistan ..... French contributions include .... at sea (2 frigates, 1 tanker, and 1 Maritime Patrol Aircraft), .....



Gee those French are scared of putting their sailors in harms way are they? ..... I wonder which coast of Afghanistan they are patrolling?
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#391221 - 07/28/05 07:02 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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No, they do not bow, they colaborate! It is all about making a profit. That is why they, Germany and Russia never agreed to the UN resolutions.



From your pro-Bush perspective that's what they did.

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#391222 - 07/28/05 07:03 PM Re: French Terrorist Alert
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"At your current pace Fraudman everyone but you is going to end up collaborating with terrorism in your mind pretty soon. I bet by now your starting to eyeball your wife wondering what she's hiding from you."

That's just too funny!

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