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#391845 - 07/26/05 10:31 PM A Birthday Gift for Her
Fraudman CFCI Offline
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A couple had been debating buying a vehicle for weeks.

He wanted a truck and she wanted a fast little sports car
so she could zip through traffic around town.

He would probably have settled on any beat up old truck,
but everything she seemed to like was way out of their price

"Look!" she said, "I want something that goes from 0 to 200 in
just a few seconds. My birthday is coming up so surprise me!"

He did just that.

For her birthday he bought her a brand new bathroom scale.

Nobody has seen or heard from him since.

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#391846 - 07/26/05 10:33 PM Re: A Birthday Gift for Her
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Just working here until I get my letter from Hogwarts.

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#391847 - 07/27/05 02:03 PM Re: A Birthday Gift for Her
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Now that's funny!

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