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#420841 - 09/10/05 08:29 PM A Clean Joke
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The famous Olympic skier Picabo Street (pronounced Peek-A-Boo) is not
just an athlete....she is a nurse currently working at the Intensive Care Unit for a large metropolitan hospital.

She is not permitted to answer the telephone.

It caused too much confusion when she would answer the phone and say,

(your going to love this!)



Picabo, ICU.....
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#420842 - 09/11/05 01:13 AM Re: A Clean Joke
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LOL..I loved it! (but then again, I'm easily entertained...hee hee)

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#420843 - 09/11/05 01:15 AM Re: A Clean Joke
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LOL..I loved it! (but then again, I'm easily entertained...hee hee)




Oops...this was me! Forgot to sign in.

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#420844 - 09/12/05 12:46 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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Cute, Andy!
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#420845 - 09/12/05 02:27 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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Just goes to show, even clean jokes can be funny. Thanks for the laugh first thing in the morning.
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#420846 - 09/12/05 02:29 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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Monday morning and you made me smile. Thanks...
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#420847 - 09/12/05 03:58 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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Thanks for the Monday morning joke, starts my week off right. Passed it on to a few co-workers!!!
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#420848 - 09/12/05 04:30 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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Q: How do you clean a dirty sousaphone?
A: With a tuba toothpaste!

Q: What is a mummy's favorite music?
A: Wrap Music!

Q: How did the starfish pay for his dinner?
A: With a sand dollar!

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#420849 - 09/12/05 04:33 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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::sigh:: What would you call it if everyone in America drove a pink car?
...
A Pink Car-nation.... yuk yuk yuk.
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#420850 - 09/12/05 07:10 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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::sigh:: What would you call it if everyone in America drove a pink car?
...
A Pink Car-nation.... yuk yuk yuk.




LOL @ Pink Car-nation (did you just make that one up yourself!?)

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#420851 - 09/12/05 07:12 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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yeah... it's stupid I know.
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#420852 - 09/12/05 07:14 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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Q: What did the cat get when it crossed the desert?

A: Sandy Claws! Ho Ho Ho! Merry Christmas in September!

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#420853 - 09/12/05 07:16 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the monkey cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.
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#420854 - 09/12/05 07:32 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To prove to the 'possum that it could be done.
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#420855 - 09/12/05 09:05 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

To warn the raccoon.

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#420856 - 09/12/05 09:18 PM Re: A Clean Joke
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why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

he didn't have the guts.
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#420857 - 09/13/05 02:51 AM Re: A Clean Joke
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Then there was the snail that bought a Ford Escort. He asked the dealership to remove the "cort" from the car's name.

Why?

So everyone would say "Look at that Es car go!"
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#420858 - 09/13/05 02:57 AM Re: A Clean Joke
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Did you hear about the fight at the fish market last night?


Two trout got battered!

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#420859 - 09/13/05 02:59 AM Re: A Clean Joke
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One woman had four husbands in her lifetime.
The first was a millionaire,
the second one was a magician,
the third was a preacher,
and the fourth was an undertaker.

Why did she marry them all?

ONE FOR THE MONEY,
TWO FOR THE SHOW,
THREE TO GET READY,
AND FOUR TO GO.

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#420860 - 09/13/05 03:02 AM Re: A Clean Joke
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A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."
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#420861 - 09/13/05 03:05 AM Re: A Clean Joke
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Q: Why do seagulls live near the sea?
A: Because if they lived near the bay, they would be called bagels.
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