What's better than a quickie marriage? One-hour divorces ...

Instead of getting married; I'll just find some woman I hate and buy her a house.

Having done the marriage thang a time or two or....I will just write the palimony check on the first date.

I haven't been down that road yet...Luckily, all my assets are premarital!!

I always tease my mother that by the time I decide to have children... I'll be able to pick of the phone and special order exactly what I want... (joking of course)... but things are constantly changin...ya never know what they'll try to experiment with next.

What is the world comin to? LOL.

Schucks....you mean you can't DO IT on line. I was hoping this post would have the hyperlinks I was looking for: Just kidding....