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#433490 - 10/04/05 03:42 PM Custody Battle
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A seven-year old boy was at the center of an Appleton, WI courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with the child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained to the greatest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that they also beat him. After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him. After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Green Bay Packers, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.


Sorry Nanwa...I couldn't resist!
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#433491 - 10/04/05 03:47 PM Re: Custody Battle
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Oh my gawd!!! That was hilarious!
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#433492 - 10/04/05 03:48 PM Re: Custody Battle
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lol, I'd pass this to my co-workers, but I think I'd get beat

Pixie

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#433493 - 10/04/05 03:53 PM Re: Custody Battle
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I was sent that using the Oklahoma Sooners last week, it cracked me up.

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#433494 - 10/04/05 04:10 PM Re: Custody Battle
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ohhhhh, my stomach hurts from the laughter. I have a co-worker that is a huge fan... Sorry Packerette!!!
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#433495 - 10/04/05 04:58 PM Re: Custody Battle
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A small tear just fell from my eye :sniff sniff:
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#433496 - 10/04/05 05:41 PM Re: Custody Battle
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OK - That was just mean. Fortunately there is a lady I work with that is a huge Viking fan amidst all of us Packer fans, so I think I will forward it to her anyway.
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#433497 - 10/04/05 06:40 PM Re: Custody Battle
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hey...at least we have the Badgers!

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#433498 - 10/04/05 06:52 PM Re: Custody Battle
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Quote:

OK - That was just mean. Fortunately there is a lady I work with that is a huge Viking fan amidst all of us Packer fans, so I think I will forward it to her anyway.




I changed it to say Vikings and then sent it to a coworker !

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#433499 - 10/04/05 07:55 PM Re: Custody Battle
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Being a life long Vikings fan (no, I'm not thrilled with how this season is going), I sent it to a friend who is a die hard Packer fan.

Even though he's a Packer fan, I do have to admit that he had a great response:

Quote:

You know what I’ve just realized?
Our record this year matches the Vikes record in the superbowl… 0-4




It was followed by a picture of an empty Vikings display case - at the bottom it says "Super Bowl Trophy Case"
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#433500 - 10/04/05 08:03 PM Re: Custody Battle
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Knock Knock.

Who's there?

Owen.

Owen who?

Owen four...
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#433501 - 10/04/05 08:22 PM Re: Custody Battle
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lol!!!

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#433502 - 10/04/05 08:28 PM Re: Custody Battle
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Would the woman who lost her 11 small children at Lambeau Field please pick them up - they're beating the Packers 17-0!

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#433503 - 10/04/05 08:33 PM Re: Custody Battle
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My poor Packers! Oh, those bum coaches won't listen to me and bench Farve. If we have to lose, I'd rather have incompletions than interceptions.

I'm watching the Badgers until further notice.
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