OK, let it all out. What's eating you. Why are you angry? Who has made you mad? Have I made you mad this week or perhaps another poster?

I'll start -

It bothers me that the President made a spectacular anti-terrorism speech yesterday but our own borders were never mentioned.

There are way too many Chick Flicks coming out.

Smileys at the end of a sentence.

Folks who drive with the phone welded to their ear, people who wait until the very last second to get off at an exit (don't they know that crossing the solid white line is illegal?), people who play the music in their cars so loud I can hear them before I see them.

There are no babe pictures on BOL.

I'm angry because my father is a good man who loves me very much, but my not accepting his religion is breaking his heart. I know he crys about it, and that hurts. But I also know that if I ever try to explain myself he will see me as a threat to his faith and never talk to me again. (seriously.)

That makes me bitter.

So silly, this human drama.

Pixie

oh, ya, Tadah ticked me off this week too

My bank.

Perhaps I'll turn this into a joke/insight thread.

Some insight:

Remember the four forms of communication:

Telegraph

Telephone

Television

Tell-a-woman
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THIS JUST IN

This morning, from an undisclosed cave in Pakistan, Taliban Minister of Migration, Mohammad Omar, warned the United States that if military action in Iraq continues, Taliban authorities will cut off America's supply of Convenience Store Managers.

If this action does not yield sufficient results, cab drivers will be next.
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Sister Mary volunteered at a Hospice that provides in-home care for the infirm. She was on her way to visit a patient when she ran out of gas.

Fortunately, there was a gas station a block away. Unfortunately, their only gas can had been loaned out.

Ever resourceful, Sister Mary rummaged around in the trunk of her car to find a suitable container for gasoline. The only thing she could find was a bed pan. She hiked back to the gas station and filled the bedpan with gas.

As she returned, two men were watching her from across the street. As she prepared to pour the gas in the car, one man said to the other - "If it starts, I'm turning Catholic."
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After a 2 year study, the national science foundation announced the following results on corporate America's recreation preferences:

1. The sport of choice for the UNEMPLOYED or INCARCERATED people is : Basketball

2. The sport of coice for the MAINTENANCE level worker is : bowling

3. The sport of choice for FRONT LINE WORKERS is :Football

4. The sport of choice for SUPERVISORS is : baseball

5. The sport of choice for MIDDLE MANAGEMENT is: Tennis

6. The sport of choice for CORPORATE OFFICERS is: Golf


CONCLUSION: the higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
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It is eating me, angering me, and making me mad that my eyesight is not what it used to be and I can't biggie size X's avatar!!!!!!!!!

Damn, I feel silly now that I was the only person that was willing to let it all out.

so, um, ya, ha ha ha, good joke right, ha, ha.........ha.....hmmmm.....

Pixie

roflao!

Pixie

You all better be more respectful. That's X's MAMA in his avatar.

sorry to disapoint, but my body was designed a la Audrey Hepburn. Childlike, elfin, .....Pixie, (hee, hee, hee)

Ha ha - ok for my "real" name - it's Tootsie Rhinohump, for my BOL name it's Funky Gizzardlips!

Thanks for the laugh x.

Mine's Goober Chickenhump!

I'm Crusty Chickendoodle...
LOL...

ewwww crusty....ewwwww ha ha

Miss Dorfus Dippinpants

My real name is Dorky Wafflehump and my screen name is Dorky Wafflelips.

So apparently I am a dork! What's new.

Weird, I tried this, my new name is Nicholas Cage.

crusty potty butt...............i dunno about this. BTW, X's avatar looks like our #1 Customer Service Rep.

ha, I'm dorfus farkle boob

Pixie