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#438742 - 10/11/05 05:17 PM Just a little advice for
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those drinkers out there


Vodka
>
> > DID YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT VODKA?
> > 1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate
> > the bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves
> > adhesive
> >
> > 2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
> > showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka,
> > spray the caulking, let set five minutes and wash
> > clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and
> > mildew.
> >
> > 3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the
> > lenses with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka.
> > The alcohol in the vodka cleans the glass and kills
> > germs.
> >
> > 4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup
> > with vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak
> > in the alcohol after shaving. The vodka disinfects
> > the blade and prevents rusting.
> >
> > 5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a
> > brush, then blot dry.
> >
> > 6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your
> > face as an astringent to cleanse the skin and
> > tighten pores.
> >
> > 7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle
> > of shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes
> > toxins from hair, and stimulates the growth of
> > healthy hair.
> >
> > 8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle
> > and spray bees or wasps to kill them.
> >
> > 9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup
> > water in a Ziplock freezer bag and freeze for a
> > slushy, refreshable ice pack for aches, pain or
> > black eyes.
> >
> > 10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with
> > freshly packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with
> > vodka, seal the lid tightly and set in the sun for
> > three days. Strain liquid through a coffee filter,
> > then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
> >
> > 11. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub
> > vodka on your chest and back as a liniment.
> >
> > 12. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with
> > vodka.
> >
> > 13. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a
> > jellyfish sting.
> >
> > 14. Pour vodka over an area affected with
> > poison ivy to remove the urushiol oil from your
> > skin.
> >
> > 15. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching
> > tooth. Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol
> > to numb the pain.
> >
> > 16. NEVER DRINK THE STUFF - IT'LL KILL YOU!
> >
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#438743 - 10/11/05 05:20 PM Re: Just a little advice for
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5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a
brush, then blot dry.

Then drink more vodka...it's a vicious cycle.
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#438744 - 10/11/05 05:49 PM Re: Just a little advice for
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Have you tried any of these? I'm curious to know if they really work.
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#438745 - 10/11/05 05:50 PM Re: Just a little advice for
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no i haven't
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#438746 - 10/11/05 05:55 PM Re: Just a little advice for
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Try number five...I wanna know if it works. Actually I just wanna see you puke and try to clean it with the vodka.
Hey do you think if you got drunk with vodka and puked it up...would all you have to do is blot and it would disappear?
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#438747 - 10/11/05 05:56 PM Re: Just a little advice for
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eew oh dont think so, you try it and tell me if it works
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#438748 - 10/11/05 05:57 PM Re: Just a little advice for
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Working on it...
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#438749 - 10/11/05 05:59 PM Re: Just a little advice for
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Quote:

Working on it...




i bet
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#438750 - 10/11/05 05:59 PM Re: Just a little advice for
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here and there
I think this thread should be called 15 easy ways to waste vodka...
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