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#447802 - 10/27/05 01:34 PM Thursday funny
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A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.

His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway for me that goes zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat". The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for this Saturday
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#447803 - 10/27/05 01:35 PM Re: Thursday funny
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Ohhh, that's not nice.
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#447804 - 10/27/05 02:25 PM Re: Thursday funny
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I thought ALL men knew that was a no-no!
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#447805 - 10/27/05 02:35 PM Re: Thursday funny
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I'm sticking up for the men here.... Maybe he didn't mean that his wife went from 0-200 in 2 seconds, but he knew someone that did, and he couldn't afford the car...

On the other hand.... WHAT WAS HE THINKING??!!!
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#447806 - 10/27/05 02:55 PM Re: Thursday funny
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In my Strappy Heeled Sandals!
OMG...ROFL...
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#447807 - 10/27/05 04:03 PM Re: Thursday funny
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Ohh AuditGuy...didn't you know better?
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#447808 - 10/27/05 06:20 PM Re: Thursday funny
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Today's Ebonic word from the
Newark NJ Public School System:
OMELETTE
Let's use it in a sentence:

"I should pop yo ass fo what you jus did, but omelette dis one slide."
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Capitol Hill intern indicted for refusing to have sex with congressman.

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Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

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#447809 - 10/27/05 06:22 PM Re: Thursday funny
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In my Strappy Heeled Sandals!
Love that boot X...
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