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#449387 - 10/28/05 08:50 PM
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When the Maiden CD gets to ’22 Acacia Avenue’, turn it up even more.
In the meantime I’ll have a pitcher of Miller Lite, one glass please.
Same for me but may I have a straw instead of the glass?
good idea magnum, even better, just give me a funnel
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#449390 - 10/28/05 08:53 PM
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::with googly, glazed over eyes:: heeeeyyyyyy, pirate! heehee...how are yooooou doing? ::batting eyelashes liek there is something in her eye:: hah, i like surfers, ya know, ya know? ::looks down at her empty glass:: so, you wanna make me another here, mate me? heehee, i meant to say matey! ::stupid grin stuck on her face for a feew minutes before fading into a confused, half gone look::
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#449392 - 10/28/05 08:57 PM
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ARR (hic) RRRR Thansk, shZguy, yer the besht! hic!
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#449393 - 10/28/05 08:58 PM
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When the Maiden CD gets to ’22 Acacia Avenue’, turn it up even more.
In the meantime I’ll have a pitcher of Miller Lite, one glass please.
Same for me but may I have a straw instead of the glass?
good idea magnum, even better, just give me a funnel
ZGuy, mate. Can you hook this fellow up with a funnel? You got the mad drinking laboratory down pat!
Right-0 Cap'n! ::Grabs a pitcher and smashes out the bottom it. then takes a hose, a funnel and a valve.... after a few cuss words, and a few grunts... TADA!! A pitcher Beer bong! All you gotta do is open the valve, and you have fresh tasty beer down your throat!::
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#449394 - 10/28/05 09:00 PM
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When the Maiden CD gets to ’22 Acacia Avenue’, turn it up even more.
In the meantime I’ll have a pitcher of Miller Lite, one glass please.
Same for me but may I have a straw instead of the glass?
good idea magnum, even better, just give me a funnel
ZGuy, mate. Can you hook this fellow up with a funnel? You got the mad drinking laboratory down pat!
Right-0 Cap'n! ::Grabs a pitcher and smashes out the bottom it. then takes a hose, a funnel and a valve.... after a few cuss words, and a few grunts... TADA!! A pitcher Beer bong! All you gotta do is open the valve, and you have fresh tasty beer down your throat!::
Thank you, can you now start me on a Jim Beam IV?
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#449395 - 10/28/05 09:02 PM
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ARR, I'm drunk and I'm feelin generous, Cuban shcigars all around from me last pillagin! hic!
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#449396 - 10/28/05 09:02 PM
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::Takes a silicone hose puts it over the nipple of the fifth and hangs it upside down on a IV rack. Then jams the IV directly into Mr. Peppers veins::
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#449398 - 10/28/05 09:12 PM
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hic! any of you's know Queen Micr?
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#449399 - 10/28/05 09:12 PM
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hccp...er..looks owt. let me at that valve!!!!.. woohhh....falls off stool.....spoukie juice good 4 yuh>.weeeeeeee
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#449400 - 10/28/05 09:13 PM
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::with googly, glazed over eyes:: heeeeyyyyyy, pirate! heehee...how are yooooou doing? ::batting eyelashes liek there is something in her eye:: hah, i like surfers, ya know, ya know? ::looks down at her empty glass:: so, you wanna make me another here, mate me? heehee, i meant to say matey! ::stupid grin stuck on her face for a feew minutes before fading into a confused, half gone look::
Sure thing love. ::pours some non alcoholic drink:: here ya go. just take it easy now.
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#449401 - 10/28/05 09:14 PM
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no mooching off of my valve, when I pass out, it’s all yours
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#449402 - 10/28/05 09:17 PM
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::starts putting some glasses of water up on the bar for people::
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#449403 - 10/28/05 09:24 PM
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::busts out the mop and starts moppin up the floors, cause it was gettin sticky with all the spilt drinks::
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#449404 - 10/28/05 09:29 PM
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::leans back on the sink behind the bar, watching eveyone on their strange, sexy, anf funny costumes drinking and generally having a good time. Grabs the bottle of Tattoo rum and pours a shot. Downs the shot and wipes the sweat from brow.::
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#449405 - 10/28/05 09:31 PM
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zzzzzzz...snort...zzzz (arr and really bad eggs) zzzzzz head slumped on the bar
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#449406 - 10/28/05 09:33 PM
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::hums an old pirate tune:: Sixty men all lost at sea.. All of them drunk, except for me... Twas I who had to brave the storm... With nothing in sight to keep me warm... Yo ho ho ho... Over the raging sea we go... Yo ho ho ho... Wherever the four winds blow...
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#449407 - 10/28/05 09:35 PM
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::Pulls out his secret stash of Grey Goose Vodka that has been in the freezer this whole time, and the bottle is frosty. As he pours himself a shot glass, and the vodka is steaming. He tosses it back, and relaxes::
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#449408 - 10/28/05 09:38 PM
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::the lights upstairs turn back on, snaps back into reality:: whoa, everybody is sooooo freindly today! i looooove you guys. no. really. i loooove you pirate and search! wait...ummmmm ::looks around kinda wobbly:: wheres search? haha, did she go home with somebuddy? awww, now i'm here alone? sooooo...::grins at pirate whiel putting on soem more cherry chapstick:: piiiiirate...you liek all my feathers? they're making me all itchy! you wanna come ove rhere and make them not itch no more? ::blushes::
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#449409 - 10/28/05 09:38 PM
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Argh!! you guys are the..... are the ..... are.... r the greatest...9hicup)...zz.. snores...
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#449410 - 10/28/05 09:38 PM
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zzzzzz.... yo ho ho...a pirates life for me....zzzzz,
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#449411 - 10/28/05 09:39 PM
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