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#450682 - 11/01/05 04:59 PM
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denver channel Woman Puts Her House, Herself For Sale DENVER -- Consider it one-stop shopping. Buy a fully-furnished house, get a wife. Deborah Hale is selling her $600,000 brick bungalow in Washington Park on Ebay. The home was built in 1910, has three bedrooms, three bathrooms, a tanning bed and a hot tub. Furnishings inlude a big screen TV, lawn tools and a lawn mower. To sweeten the deal, Hale is including herself in the sale. Snip......
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#450683 - 11/01/05 05:09 PM
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#450686 - 11/01/05 06:13 PM
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Is she part of the inspection along with the house?
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#450688 - 11/01/05 07:07 PM
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At least she's pretty. A man might get his money's worth!  
You'd hope, but my father had a saying.....Women are like cars -- Just because it looks good, doesn't mean it rides right. 
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#450689 - 11/01/05 07:08 PM
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and what are YOU- X- 19 and holding?
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#450690 - 11/01/05 07:17 PM
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#450691 - 11/01/05 07:33 PM
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Makes me wonder: property value vs. sales price? How do you put a price on something like that?
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#450692 - 11/01/05 07:44 PM
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Is she considered chattel? I assume there would be an addendum stating personal property, including human being, not given any value.
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#450694 - 11/01/05 07:58 PM
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ha ha - thanks for the laugh X, this is downright hilarious.
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#450695 - 11/01/05 08:24 PM
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I wonder if you get a test drive before you have to sign for anything...
That could be nice, but it could also be deceiving. Think of the car that's so pretty and rides so smoothly, only to start self-destructing once the warranty expires.
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#450696 - 11/01/05 08:27 PM
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Yep, that's the way it usually goes... Thanks for the heads up, I almost forgot. 
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#450698 - 11/01/05 08:44 PM
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I wish my house came with a man when I bought it. No, not really.
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#450701 - 11/01/05 11:19 PM
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Hale is including herself in the sale.
Let's see. If she sells the house, she keeps the $600,000. Stays in house with new owner - - pays no rent. What a deal!
Moreover, since the slave trade is outlawed, she is free to leave anytime - - with her money! Even better - if she marries the new owner, doesn't like the circumstnaces, files for divorce, she still keeps her money and has a good shot at getting part or all of 'her' house back!
Velly smart woman she!
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#450702 - 11/02/05 04:03 PM
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I wish my house came with a man when I bought it.
No, not really.
Slick, what if it was me that came with the house?
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#450703 - 11/02/05 11:51 PM
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Perfect. You read my mind. That is what I was really thinking!
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