Help! Someone open the bar quick! I have a headache, I am getting crosseyed doing my IT review, and still have hours of the afternoon left.

A vodka gimlet with lots of lime juice please. That way, my co-workers won't smell it on me.

ooooh! what's a gimlet?

Vodka on ice with lime juice.

i love vodka/tonics and good v on the rocks. i am so in! too bad pirate is at a regular bank and has the day off.

I don't know any banks around here that are closed. We don't close for Columbus Day or Martin Luther King Day either.

A little something with your drink:

TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A
CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN :

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a
left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of
Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care
Coverage is "An apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants
you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of
network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little
M's on them.

A! ND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP
HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle
stick and duct tape.

Hey Nanwa, relax a bit and enjoy your weekend.