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#456157 - 11/11/05 08:06 PM Need...bar...now
Nanwa Offline
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Clintonville, WI, USA
Help! Someone open the bar quick! I have a headache, I am getting crosseyed doing my IT review, and still have hours of the afternoon left.

A vodka gimlet with lots of lime juice please. That way, my co-workers won't smell it on me.
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#456158 - 11/11/05 08:15 PM Re: Need...bar...now
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Somewhere vanilla
ooooh! what's a gimlet?

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#456159 - 11/11/05 08:16 PM Re: Need...bar...now
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Vodka on ice with lime juice.
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#456160 - 11/11/05 08:24 PM Re: Need...bar...now
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i love vodka/tonics and good v on the rocks. i am so in! too bad pirate is at a regular bank and has the day off.

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#456161 - 11/11/05 08:27 PM Re: Need...bar...now
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I don't know any banks around here that are closed. We don't close for Columbus Day or Martin Luther King Day either.
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#456162 - 11/11/05 08:40 PM Re: Need...bar...now
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WOOHOO
A little something with your drink:

TEN TOP INDICATORS THAT YOUR EMPLOYER HAS CHANGED TO A
CHEAPER HEALTH CARE PLAN :

(10) Your annual breast exam is done at Hooters.

(9) Directions to your Doctor's office include "Take a
left when you enter the trailer park."

(8) The tongue depressors taste faintly of
Fudgesicles.

(7) The only proctologist in the plan is "Gus" from
Roto-Rooter

(6) The only item listed under Preventative Care
Coverage is "An apple a day."

(5) Your primary care physician is wearing the pants
you gave to Goodwill last month.

(4) "The patient is responsible for 200% of out of
network charges," is not a typographical error.

(3) The only expense covered 100% is "embalming."

(2) Your Prozac comes in different colors with little
M's on them.

A! ND THE NUMBER ONE SIGN YOU'VE JOINED A VERY CHEAP
HEALTH CARE PLAN:

(1) You ask for Viagra, and they give you a Popsicle
stick and duct tape.

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#456163 - 11/11/05 09:34 PM Re: Need...bar...now
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Hey Nanwa, relax a bit and enjoy your weekend.
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