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#474297 - 12/24/05 04:33 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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If there are no customers, then why is the bank open normal hours on Christmas Eve??

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#474298 - 12/24/05 08:39 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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What did tornadoes sound like before freight trains were invented?
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#474299 - 12/27/05 02:16 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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How come the best songs come on the car radio when you are parking and getting out?
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#474300 - 12/27/05 02:28 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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How come the best songs come on the car radio when you are parking and getting out?



Wow, that is so true...
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#474301 - 12/27/05 02:31 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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why do they call it a tv SET if you only get one?
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#474302 - 12/27/05 02:35 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? And why would they want to?
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#474303 - 12/27/05 02:43 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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why do they call it a tv SET if you only get one?



Paul, are you a grandpa? Who calls it a tv SET anymore anyway?

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#474304 - 12/27/05 02:52 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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If I'm a grandpa both me and my kids would have had to be parents at the age of 10
and no, i dont call it a tv set, but thats not the point. If I said something about a telephone would you correct me and say its just called a phone?
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#474305 - 12/27/05 02:57 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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If I'm a grandpa both me and my kids would have had to be parents at the age of 10
and no, i dont call it a tv set, but thats not the point. If I said something about a telephone would you correct me and say its just called a phone?



Ok Gramps!
And feel free to call it a telephone.

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#474306 - 12/27/05 03:12 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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Thanks, when I get off work I'll go get a beer from my refridgerator, watch my television set and make some calls from my cellular telephone
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#474307 - 12/27/05 03:14 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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Gramps, can I recommend a metamucil?

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#474308 - 12/27/05 03:25 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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I cant afford anything else after paying for the insulin for my diebetes, 25 pills daily and a pacemaker
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#474309 - 12/27/05 03:27 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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And don't forget your motorized wheelchair...
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#474310 - 12/27/05 03:28 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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nah, i stole that from a blind kid with no legs
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#474311 - 12/27/05 03:30 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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Did you beat the kid with your cane before or after you knocked him out of the wheelchair?
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#474312 - 12/27/05 03:34 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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He's my grandson, I wouldnt beat him! I just took it while he was sleeping and told him we were robbed
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#474313 - 12/27/05 03:38 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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He's my grandson, I wouldnt beat him! I just took it while he was sleeping and told him we were robbed




That is one of the funniest comebacks I've ever read on here. Keep up the good work.
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#474314 - 12/27/05 03:45 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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He's my grandson, I wouldnt beat him! I just took it while he was sleeping and told him we were robbed



But Grandpa, that feels like my old wheelchair

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#474315 - 12/27/05 03:47 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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So the robbers took your grandkids chair, and during all the confusion, they left another one for you huh?
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#474316 - 12/27/05 04:00 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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no they left it for me , anyway y'all just hijacked this post
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#474317 - 12/27/05 04:04 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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How do reindeer fly?




They don't.

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#474318 - 12/27/05 04:05 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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Yeah, we did, but we got a few laughs while we did it.
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#474319 - 12/27/05 04:05 PM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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How far is it to California, true or false?




Oh its over on the extreme left.... true.

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#474320 - 12/28/05 12:31 AM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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Why is thsi setnanec sitll albe to be raed?
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#474321 - 12/28/05 12:34 AM Re: Best hypothetical questions...
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Why is thsi setnanec sitll albe to be raed?






Because the human brain reads the words whole, not as sepperate letters.
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