Should a bankruptcy attorney expect to be paid?
--Steven Wright

Do cannibals not eat clowns because they taste funny?

If Einstein was correct and time and space are interchangable, then why does it take three minutes to cook a two inch egg?

What is the difference between a hotdish and a casserole?

Is reality TV really reality or actors paid to perform a part?

ssshh.. Don't ruin it for people Traveler. Like Wrestling, some people think it's real. LOL!

No kidding, I watched this internet video (stupidvideos.com I think) where this guy was at a meet and greet with some wrestlers and started CRYING because of "all the sacrifices they make." He went on to tell them that "It's still real to me dammit!" Nope, he wasn't 14... maybe 40. Sick and sad.

aaawww poor baby