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#478172 - 01/04/06 10:23 PM
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"i don't like people playin on my phone!!!" When keepin it real goes wrong"---again d.chappelle show season 2
" "clink clink clink" Breeeeaaast milk breeeaast milk"
d.chappelle
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#478174 - 01/04/06 10:25 PM
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"Mmmmm Mmmmm, peanut butter and crack sandwich"
D. Chappelle
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#478176 - 01/04/06 10:52 PM
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All of 'Killin' them Softly' was great.
"Let's sprinkle some crack on him and get out of here".
Dave Chapelle
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#478177 - 01/04/06 10:53 PM
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mmhhhwwwaaahahah i love d chappelle
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#478179 - 01/04/06 11:05 PM
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"WHOPPER!!!!, WHOPPER, NO ONIONS!!!!!"
"mumble mumble mumble, cheese, mumble mumble mumble, pickles, pickles, mumble, chicken tenders, seet and sour sauce all over my body..." drive around mam! somebody get me some sauce!
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#478180 - 01/04/06 11:34 PM
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George Carlin on interviewing for a new job, especially the part where he says "Tell them you want a desk by the door so you can get the F___ out at 5:00!"
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#478181 - 01/05/06 03:41 PM
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Quote:
"WHOPPER!!!!, WHOPPER, NO ONIONS!!!!!"
"mumble mumble mumble, cheese, mumble mumble mumble, pickles, pickles, mumble, chicken tenders, seet and sour sauce all over my body..." drive around mam! somebody get me some sauce!
Can you turn the main down a little, Skid Row?
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#478182 - 01/05/06 03:50 PM
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Brian Regan is very funny.....play half a game, get a whole snow cone!
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#478183 - 01/05/06 05:17 PM
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That cat could ball, man.
- Charlie Murphy
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#478184 - 01/05/06 06:26 PM
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Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a B____?
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#478185 - 01/05/06 06:28 PM
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You know who is a great comedian? Jerry Seinfeld. I think alot of his genius was lost with his fame.
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#478186 - 01/05/06 06:30 PM
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Does anyone know David Cross. He was great on Mr. Show but I didn't really like his stand up.
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