but i'm not, find another girl that will help in the experiment

We do not work together X. What ever gave you that idea?

I didn't volunteer you idiot. It's not going to happen, so drop it.

And what's a "bood"???

I am the one that works with Slick. Slick and Slub, sounds like a cute couple to me.

It does have a nice ring to it.

Slick - your posts reveal much more than you have imagined. You are the most needy Bolerette ever to post on these threads. You are the most vapid Bolerette ever to post on these thread so often. Also, your avatar is the worst Bolerette picture ever posted to these threads.

By the way, does Slick have something to do with oily skin?

OMG, that was just a stupid thing to say.

Say what you want to about my posts, but don't criticize how I look.

You look simply awful, based on your avatar!
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A woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.

He asks, "What for?"

She responds, "I want to kill my husband."

He says, "Sorry, I can't do that."

She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.

He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
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So X, looks like you put your photo up as your avatar as well -- looking good!

looks like he's discovering things

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.

ONE GIANT TOOL - you've started to use big words! Now, try some big thoughts!

No, ONE GIANT TOOL, just playing with the little people. I'm bulletproof and all of this is silliness, except for the fact that Slick is vapid.