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Duct tape is like the force: It has a light side and a dark side and it holds the universe together.

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She who dies with the most shoes WINS!

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it ain't over til it's over...

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Get your facts first, then you can distort them as you please. - Mark Twain

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You need an attitude adjustment ---- let me get my tools!

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Treading water in a hurricane

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If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

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"Once you learn to read, you will be forever free."

- Frederick Douglass




My Opinion Only.

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"I don''t make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts." - - Will Rogers (still relevant today)

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It takes a long time but God dies too, but not before he'll stick it to you. - Issac Brock

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"When you want some thing, all the universe conspires in helping you to achieve it"
Paulo Coelho

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Some days good karma isn't worth the hassle.

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Gun nut who enjoys doughnuts!!!


I never finish anyth

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Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known. - Carl Sagan

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Life is not the way it's supposed to be. It's the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.

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Going to church doesn't make you a christian any more that standing in your garage makes you a car.