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#491069 - 01/31/06 09:06 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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Sweet... Congrats Bimmer, What kinda business?
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#491070 - 01/31/06 09:07 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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The waterfall I built, the slew of Sharper Image Chairs I bought, the swim up blackjack table I built, the bocci field I designed and the fact that I have been sleeping at Cleabatsu's for about 5 years now.

Oh, and besides that, the two owners, Z and Mr. Clean gave me a key, which gives me carte blanche.

Don't let the masseuse kick you on your way out.

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#491071 - 01/31/06 09:07 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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whose paying for that Crystal? No glass gets poured til I get paid. Wherree's my money?

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#491072 - 01/31/06 09:07 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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The Mortgage business of course!
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#491073 - 01/31/06 09:10 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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The waterfall design is horrendous. The chairs are knock-offs. The blackjack table is pretty cool. The bocci table is, well, gay. This place deserves a better manager. Oh, I'll pound your masseuse if he even looks at me funny.

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#491074 - 01/31/06 09:13 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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Well, if that's how you feel about the bocci field, then I wouldn't recommend you trying a massage, but feel free to play blackjack ... but you are paying for your drinks.

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#491075 - 01/31/06 09:13 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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You guys are no fun. I'm resigning effective immediately. Good luck finding a better bargtender. Cub Dave, here you go, but these are weird people.

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#491076 - 01/31/06 09:13 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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Do I sense a bit of Animosity? Is there really a need for that?
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#491077 - 01/31/06 09:14 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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I am paying for the Crystal!
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#491078 - 01/31/06 09:19 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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The waterfall design is horrendous. The chairs are knock-offs. The blackjack table is pretty cool. The bocci table is, well, gay. This place deserves a better manager. Oh, I'll pound your masseuse if he even looks at me funny.




I'm the "masseuse" around here, and I don't really care if you don't like the decor.

How about you take a nice cup of backwash . . . to go!

Buh bye!
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#491079 - 01/31/06 09:21 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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The waterfall I built, the slew of Sharper Image Chairs I bought, the swim up blackjack table I built, the bocci field I designed and the fact that I have been sleeping at Cleabatsu's for about 5 years now.

Oh, and besides that, the two owners, Z and Mr. Clean gave me a key, which gives me carte blanche.

Don't let the masseuse kick you on your way out.




Didn't the locksmith leave a spare key under the 3rd rock from the right in the rock garden next to the pool?

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#491080 - 01/31/06 09:22 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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<relaxing in a massage chair in a quiet corner>

Could I please have a Bailey's?

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#491081 - 01/31/06 09:49 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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The waterfall design is horrendous. The chairs are knock-offs. The blackjack table is pretty cool. The bocci table is, well, gay. This place deserves a better manager. Oh, I'll pound your masseuse if he even looks at me funny.


You can stay out of my dive too.
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#491082 - 01/31/06 09:53 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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I am paying for the Crystal!




Well pay me my money! Or get out. That's all yo place is is a dive.

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#491083 - 01/31/06 09:57 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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Quote:

Quote:

I am paying for the Crystal!




Well pay me my money! Or get out. That's all yo place is is a dive.




What has you so angry today Anon? C'mon... relax.. enjoy your time here...
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#491084 - 01/31/06 10:04 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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The anon really isn't here. But if you think he is, just keep repeating, "faeries aren't real," and he'll soon die--just like Tinkerbell would if this happened in Peter Pan.
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#491085 - 01/31/06 10:12 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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Because that anon is probably a little 14 year old boy who misstyped www.imanuglyretard.com and is upset no one's discussing headgear and drool rags. These are the same type of little rats that get off looking at horses mating. Sorry ClubDave and Zaibatsu, I know you have a classy joint but I don't tolerate jerks in any bar. Even a virtual one.
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#491086 - 01/31/06 10:29 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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Because that anon is probably a little 14 year old boy who misstyped www.imanuglyretard.com and is upset no one's discussing headgear and drool rags. These are the same type of little rats that get off looking at horses mating. Sorry ClubDave and Zaibatsu, I know you have a classy joint but I don't tolerate jerks in any bar. Even a virtual one.




I usually stop at two, but I am going to need two more beers to wash that image from my mind. Not of the horses, I've lived on farms, but of the teenager getting off on it.
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#491087 - 01/31/06 10:33 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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someone get me a drink please. i have been poked and prodded all day at the doctors office and i am ready for a drink-- a strong one!!
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#491088 - 01/31/06 10:36 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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someone get me a drink please. i have been poked and prodded all day at the doctors office and i am ready for a drink-- a strong one!!




I cannot wait for incrediblecomplyguy's response to this! It should be funny!
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#491089 - 01/31/06 10:36 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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somewhere out there
its not something to joke about
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#491090 - 01/31/06 10:41 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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it's more the way you worded it that's funny, not the actual sick part.
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#491091 - 01/31/06 10:42 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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Lighten up everyone...geesh...
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#491092 - 01/31/06 10:44 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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You need to tell that to someone else!
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#491093 - 01/31/06 10:48 PM Re: Cleabatsu's Opens Early (In Honor Of Alito)
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Hmmm, Slick. Might I suggest the Morphine Drip? My own concoction featuring the drink of your choice... but here's the catch: Every minute the bar tender squirts a little Everclear in the drink. Either you drink fast and feel numb or you drink slow and get really messed up.
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